Good ol' rednecks
Adult Haunted Houses
I got in trouble for this and had to write an apology letter.
He's one now.
Kosher Butchers
My buddy made me laugh so hard at the golf heckling event that we did.
Quick one-liner about K
Hurricane season is coming for us in Florida. This bit is about my first time experiencing one.
Today is my birthday, so here is my joke about December birthdays!
That's not all that's big...
Thank you Stan Lee
Been posting video of this old set of mine from the mid 2000's. I don't drink anymore but I always liked jagermeister.
For those of you with a December birthday
Since we are having a hurricane in Florida here are some improvised moments from the previous hurricane.
It's almost here
Me messing with hecklers in Florida. They loved it too! I love that I get to make people laugh!
I don't feel like what I look like.
This started off as a Facebook update that got a lot of likes so I did it as stand up and the crowd actually liked it!
Perspective is everything.
An old joke of mine from several years back. Had to do a squeaky clean show
Or the remote control in the couch
An Improvised Moment Last Night
Don't Sulk
My dad's nose
Christmas selfie cheer to you from me.
Halloween Candy
2006/2007?! I think I wrote this bit in 2009. Time to retire it.
Bro, just go left, then right, then two lights make a left, then a right on McGuire, past the church...
Said as you're wiping crumbs from your mouth.
More from this set. Some of my videos do well on here, some don't. Wild ride to watch what you all like. Hopefully you like this one. If not, maybe the next one...
First Date Fireworks ?
"Come on man, everyone will be there" (OC)
Adult Haunted Houses (oc)
December Birthdays suck!!
I've got the voice to go with it...
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I found dickbutt in the wild!!!
Just a little something for you to boo and downvote.
From a clean show I had to do. About Vegas slot machines.
December Birthdays
Is Weekend at Bernie's too old of a reference?
Had an old bit about my roommates 19 year old cat. Don't do it any more, but it was a fun bit while it lasted. From mid 2000's
I meant to say "oyster CRACKERS"
Italians and their nicknames
Yesterday was my son's first birthday. Paint this bit in honor of him. 100% true.
This is just a very quick joke from my stand up show. It just came out one night so I kept it and always use it.
Reading all the politics on Facebook got me to this punchline.
I improvised this moment and it got a laugh so I've kept it since. I've lost about ten or so pounds and grew my hair back.
Crowd work in Daytona
Which do you like better?
Wrote this at a Pride event in Columbus Ohio and performed it that night for 300+ members of the LGBT community and they applauded so hard it through me off. This is not a recording of that show, but I kept the bit anyways.
In honor of father's day. I'm a new dad!
I had a Jewish lady mad at me after this one ?
This turned out to be a fun crowdwork moment for me. The LSD guy reference is on another clip I already posted.
Just some crowd work. Figured "why not post it...?"
It was originally my name for the first two days of my life but my mom changed it. Hence the username. Glad I got to pass it on to him.