Is... Is he gonna be ok?
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Nobody I work with remembers this movie. Those poor bastards
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Yeah, ok. Nice try, cannibals
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Observe this
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We can ALL be the good boy!
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A smile that only your parents can love!...... Oh wait
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Bender calls them as Bender sees them
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Sounds like he remembers the important stuff
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"There's food in your bowl, you stupid idiot" - my spooky ghost, probably
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Deadly accurate
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Got Melk?
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Poor Fredpool
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How to parallel park. Yellow sticks not included!
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Draws a bath like one of his French girls
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*aggressively winks
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Knowledge is power
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All this time I thought I was sleepy. Turns out I was just tired
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The misadventures of Laser Fist and Dagger Eyes!
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They're all killer ideas, but Croc FTW
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FriendPool
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Oops
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Don't take that tone with pepperoni!
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I'd feel safer if it was Country Mac
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MRW my hard work is rewarded with more responsibilities, but no pay raise
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There is a joke here somewhere. I'm sure of it!
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Good boy!
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That math adds up!
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What the duck are you?
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It's definitely a 2d drawing of a cinder block with a broken side... Duh!
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... Logic checks out
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Next level problems
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I don't really need eggs anyway
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King of No Chill
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Sounds like a bad habit
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It goes exactly as you'd expect
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Damn, Muk. Hook a brother up
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The REAL "world's greatest detective"
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Don't you DARE put a box on the dog!
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Dude, not cool
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Riiiiight
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"I'll just have a couple of yours"
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Huh, this should be easy!
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But it's my cake day. I though I was ALLOWED to!
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Poor angsty Batman
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I always appreciate when things have several uses!
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I've learned the whey
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Lisa doesn't sugar coat things
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Hedgehogs CAN melt steel beams
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How I feel in incognito mode
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MRW it's not the type of threesome I was expecting
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Ready Player One
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I can hear the sounds in my head
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I got the best blobs
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Cats will be cats
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Some McFeels with a side of McCries
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Well then. What WOULDN'T Jesus do?
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Oh
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Get out of my laboratory
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Damn it, Satan
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