ProfessorUmbridge

119878 pts · December 25, 2014


There's not really much to know about me but if I can provide a brief description, I'm fairly short with short, curly mousy-brown hair (some people have described me as toad like which I think is rather rude!), I used to work in a school but it didn't really work out very well seeing as I don't like kids. I'm also scared of horses but I like cats!

14th Fav

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Comments 4
Views 2476

Waking up the boy

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Comments 2
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Snow in the UK!

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They do get on, I promise!

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Comments 4
Views 3216

Nap Time

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Atlas for Pet Tax

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Views 96

There’s gonna be a murder

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Someone wants breakfast (sound on)

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Comments 4
Views 6508

Atlas for National Pet Day!

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Merry Christmas fuckos

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Rodney - Destroyer of Plants

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I'm probably gonna be murdered in my sleep...but he looks so damn dapper!

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He attackath

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New babies

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Posting on behalf of a friend

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Everyone's getting into the spirit of Halloween. Meanwhile, buddy is getting into the spirit of murder

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The assassination is complete

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I'm just tired

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Have Buddy in a bow tie for International Cat Day

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Making a Care Box - Summery in description

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National Pet Day contribution!

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Send in the clowns

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Comments 3
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He bitey da hair

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The end is nigh

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He hunts

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Please help me find a gif

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Do you feel it?

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I touch da toes

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Oh the things you find browsing random

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Would be more interesting if it was an actual seal

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Trippy shit

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Added this little bastard to the family ❤️ Meet Atlas

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Views 895

Imgur in a nutshell

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Revelation a friend of mine had whilst playing Skyrim

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Yes

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Instead of a selfie, have my cat with his Christmas presents

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Goodbye, Freya.

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But she spent so long preparing it!

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I'm more concerned about what's actually happening

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Hi there

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It would make sense

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The three stages of sex

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"toastoe"

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MRW the front page is over run by parrots

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Views 485

Makes sense

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This is the most beautiful thing I've seen...except you ;)

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Buddy does not like the cone of shame

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Comments 2
Views 489

MRW my cakeday post is drowned out by all the Christmas selfies

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Comments 5
Views 239

MRW I log in to find out it's my cakeday

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Careful....careful....

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☑ REKT

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How to end up in a care home:

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At least one of us guessed correctly

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You help him up those stairs right now!

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Comments 5
Views 339

We've all done it

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Views 98

At least you tried! Cans love confidence!

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Views 64

Oh

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Views 102

I prefer the cookie part as well

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Comments 2
Views 5882

What if it was the Goofy version of Bring Me To Life?

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Views 141

The light! It burns us!

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Views 31489
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