Professorsmartbrain

287 pts ยท January 15, 2016


meathook Marty and the pajama party!

The absolute worst pussyslayer on planet earth

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

That's guy Pearce for sure.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

atx! I go up there for shows all the time. I always end up at empire control room

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Great! Hmu when ya in San Antonio. I know where all the things are.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It was a funny little pun. Eat that toast!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe it will be enforced like false advertisement. You just need another company or entity to take the offending company to civil court.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

wanna go to dinner and go kart racing?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is that your bong

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Stop reporting this

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

That's what I thought this was originally.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Normies aren't allowed on the Internet in Russia

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

Thanks friend, I'm saving that.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hack the planet!

10 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 3

I don't understand why everyone is picking apart this devil's statement. I'm glad he was there to help.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Indeed... Now tell us about your cohorts!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh cool a spam account linking to a spam post.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fuck it, +1.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that girl does not buy her own drinks, for sure.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

One... Two...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I really don't think any of the items on his head are centered

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Time capulse butt butt.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Harbor f is awesome, esp for the odd tools like a laser thermometer or things you need for one project

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

right I forgot about the whole pointing out factual inaccuracies shtick, when's your next standup?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a joke, lighten up.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

what about Detroit? Or Oakland or even Detroit?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We could just ban all toilets? I'm pro bathroom control

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Thundercougarfalconbird

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

your entire dump is recycled.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I don't think that statement is accurate.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

russians.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1