Someone's been eating their Raisin Brahms...
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In my twenties. MRW my mom critisizes me for still having sleep-overs.
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MRW told I can only post RHs on Monday.
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Every time I submit OC to User Sub
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Khan, But Not Forgotten.
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In my twenties. MRW my mom critisizes me for still having sleep-overs.
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Meanwhile over at District 8...
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*situation intentsifies*
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God, these deleted scenes in Empire Strikes Back are crazy...
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And my friend kept saying it was "Rainbow"
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Just got this beauty in the ol' inbox...
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Ask my brother for a World Cup jersey for my Bday, this is what shows up
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J.M.W Turner. Illin' or Chillin'?
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Alone in the office on a Sunday.
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810
I work in a lab. MFW my Chinese co-worker asked me if I voted on "erection day."
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MRW my little cousin asked if I wanted to play DDR
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Kinda disappointing there isn't even a single lasagna joke though
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When someone responds to my "Personals" listing on Craigslist.
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First Cake Day
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Verily...
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MRW my nephew asked if plants are warm blooded or cold blooded.
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MRW someone responds to my "Personals" listing on Craigslist.
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As true now as the time I didn't write this
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Just a guy 3D printing a film without film.
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The Beauty of Laughter - A Visual Approximation
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I give you Tootsie the dog.
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I overheard a guy on the bus giving his friend a pep talk to ask a girl out. He gave some rugged advice...
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Best thing to come out of Bulgaria since Viktor Krum...
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This.
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*Internalizes Emotions*
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...just maad bitches!
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TIL: North Korea Leads the World in Human Rights, Says Report by North Korea
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The gold one's my favorite
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This.
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Never forget the less interesting mutants in X-Men. Like this guy Phil who shoots sparks. He's the real hero.
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New co-worker from India. Took him out to lunch for his first tacos...
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MRW this well-worn sorority girl I tutor told me "I know I'm like an average student, but I'm so not an average person"
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*spanks* Obama
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The Amish. They're mobilizing.
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pss, stupid Martha.
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My co-worker just dropped his lasagna on the floor after it burned his hands when he took it from the microwave...
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MRW I have to put my dog down Old Yeller style but only have a baseball.
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Verily
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For me enjoyment I do implore, Ye to weave me a story of these images four
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MRW my brother told me he thinks "berets are kinda neat"
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Sometimes it's tuff to be Kanye's friend...
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How much Burrito could a Burrito Burrito if a Burrito could Burrito a Burrito?
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MRW my friend asks why my jimmies are so rustled about Net Neutrality
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Burglarsonarceny you say?
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My response to my nephew asking if I'd fancy a game of Dance Dance Revolution.
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TIL that in Scotland "Purpose" is pronounced "Porpoise"
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MRW my friend asks why my jimmies are so rusteld about Net Neutrality
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MFW I notice the co-worker at the next desk trimming his nails.... and one flies onto my keyboard.
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MRW my student asks "what does it mean to be in the mothia?"
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At first glance it seemed innocent enough...
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Today the boss asked me to move my desk to the other side of the office...
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MRW I see there's food at a party
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