ProtagonistofReality

732 pts ยท February 11, 2018


The Israelis are idiots. After October 6th, everyone was shocked and horrified by what Hamas had done and Israel had the sympathy of the whole world. And then they threw it all away.

2 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

I see your cannabis and morphine and I raise you...
Kills you in all the nasty ways you'd expect.

2 days ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.

4 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I remember a few years back, there was an investigation into insider trading in the London stock market by British MP's, and experts warned that this could lead to a worldwide loss in confidence in London, leading to its losing its place as a global trading hub. Is there any sign of this happening in New York?

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Trolls.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wonder if it also oxygenates the water, like an aquarium bubble oxygenator.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My favourite is in Superman Returns. Superman disappears for five years, and so does Clarke. Then Superman returns, and Clarke reappears too, and NOBODY MAKES THE CONNECTION!

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Going to release the brown hostages.

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Just a reminder that Maggie saved the ozone layer. No matter what else she did, she did that.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Should have shown some Englishmen doing a Morris dance.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Did they steal all their recipes from European chefs?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The least believable part is that he didn't keep a backup of his work.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

At least four superglue multipacks.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Praise Annoia!

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#29 In my imagination, it sounded like that one Klingon laughing at Kirk's trial.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lava's not so bad. You just back away from it really fast. It's when you find a Balrog that things get interesting.

1 month ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

If that octopus isn't called Davey Jones, I will be very disappointed.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When's the Spaceballs Christmas Special happening?

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wyvern.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

What are the rest of you having?

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You, yes you, once spent twenty minutes as a single celled organism.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I read the book once. It's boring as hell, except for this and another couple of good bits. This is one of the greatest lines of literature ever written.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I wouldn't normally agree with anything he says, but I'm sort of with him on the 'no women in war' thing. The job of men is to protect women, not put them in harm's way.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 9

That thing could have her eye out in a second.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

It already has.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I get very nervous seeing someone using the tip of a chainsaw to cut wood.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We'll see who gets pillaged! Bring it on!

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Go forth and multiply.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think you'll find that Halfling TV is non-stop gardening documentaries.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm old enough to remember when you got little free gifts in packets of breakfast cereal. They always got lost or thrown away within a couple of hours, but when it came time to open a new packet we'd be excitedly scrabbling around in the cereal with our bare fingers looking for it.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0