ProvoloneTone

30 pts · May 30, 2016


He was mad cuz she didn’t offer a blowjob

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I don’t care what anyone says, you can’t insert an overripe banana into your anus the way you can an underripe green.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait...that’s one guy?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes they do

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You do this to me every time.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I hate you

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Fuck you Avatar.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Big hype, no delivery lazy piece of garbage

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because it was a run of the mill, dime a dozen, rely on technology and not on plot, quick buck big production with no twists.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What about the tool to clean the paint off your knuckles?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

LOOK AT THAT TOMATO

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I’d eat so much pasta if I had that ability

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you blind? Can you not read? How dare you downvote your king

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In all my years of thought I always trucking going about one of up those

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Because you’re supposed to have some kind of leverage on that doctor. Everything happens for a reason

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She had such a stoner answer. Because the air pressure upwards is greater than gravity...like you’ve got to smoke weed to make sense of that

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Terrified? Dude. Work hard enough and you’ll get more than just a pay raise. CLEARANCE. ALIENS DOOOD

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m going to apply to Harvard now! Just made me want to go. Man...if they let you in, I’m going to have 100 people apply. YW

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel like something like this is better kept as inner monologue. Want a cookie or something?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

He is trying to guide you on the right path to make the right decisions for yourself. I’ve experienced probably 30 “signs” in the 2 weeks

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just lost someone traumatically and have been experiencing the signs as well...they are breadcrumbs. Follow them and use intuition

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No doing anything without me making a rule for it first

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

See what beautiful things happen when you stay positive?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lol. Lie on the application...all you can do

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What a grateful kid. Good on him and good on his parents !!!!?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Her eyebrows on fleek, B.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ok. Let’s guess.....Chinese Food?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Has anybody ever asked you to eat candy out of their butt?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They’re Spanish or Asian descent

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0