Punfortunate

4409 pts ยท June 2, 2011


Naps. Tacos. Memes.

I snorted from the loud, unexpected laughter that burst forth from me. +1

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I want to see them use this method to get a couch UP.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SERIOUSLY, SERIOUSLY. EW EW.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And yet...

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did you seriously just refer to the Queen of England as "Liz"?

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I'm changing my mom's contact name to "Birth Giver"

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Gave birth last Thursday. My precious son. <3 Thought I'd share. :)

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

It's alright, my brother looks like a young Daniel Radcliffe.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like a stingray with a penis for a face.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Try Strongbow mixed with Guinness. Delicious.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I've always wondered how to pronounce that name.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'd risk losing a limb to pet it.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do other schools use the Rave alert or just CSCC?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I live in Ohio and I've heard it on the radio. Dumbest song ever.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Worldwide bacon shortage

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well at least they got the cat's side of the story too.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This shit drives me insane. How can you function with nails like that?

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Does her cat have a nice apartment?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah but I need to be awake to push her off of the bed and then turn the flashlight app on my phone on to see where my feet should avoid.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You do when that's the time the cat decides to projectile vomit in the most horrifyingly noisy manner.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've had nothing but issues with android phones so I finally switched to an iPhone. No regrets so far.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So did I. So did I..

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I like your style.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They have a breakfast menu?

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I didn't even notice her ears til I saw your comment. Good grief.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey, I play Rift. Any chance you're on Faeblight?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I am familiar with poopsenders. And I want my Oreo O's back, dammit! Along with my French Toast Crunch!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Someone needs to teach you how to properly hang photos. Other than that, awesome! (I have a poster signed by the ladies of Evil Dead) :)

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Goddamn it, I just got back from the store.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0