PyroDragon

1023586 pts ยท May 15, 2013


I'm the guy that does the "I'm not actually removing these from my phone, I just wanted to share them so that I could feel some sort of connection in this dismal world" Dumps Me IRL: http://i.imgur.com/cz7fnJG.jpg http://i.imgur.com/uH5w4UJ.png http://i.imgur.com/OObWpEa.png ----------------------------------------

#14 @op where'd you get my baby pics?!

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's either you're a jerk because you tell them that they're wrong, or you're a jerk because you didn't tell them that were wrong.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I totally did not read that as meaning "they would grab branches and also they would shit with their leg-fingers", because I'm definitely not high out of my mind right now.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It does

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#17 no self-respecting dragon would ever look like this.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's just how you get more police though!

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I want to start an HOA and the only rule we will have will be that there are no HOAs allowed.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're not wrong, but you *are* kinda being a cunt.

1 week ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

They do have a very lesbian college

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

OPE! Lemme jyist **skooch** ryight baiy ya thayre and gryab the Ryanch!

1 week ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

#1 It Me

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

You called?

1 week ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

#39 make sure you provide your goth with plenty of sunblock!

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#3 this is the absolute most terrifying thing I can possibly think of. I have literally had nightmares about this exact same thing.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#23 I'm glad we are welding babies again

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#21 they're the same picture

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#9 I bet she has boobs under those overalls

2 weeks ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

You happened to be speaking to a Mememonger...

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some research suggests that pockets can make skirts spinnier.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Weedmonger, Mememonger

2 weeks ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

It's the Leviot Core 300. I have that one. Nowhere in the instructions does it warn you that there's still plastic wrapping on the filter, which comes pre-installed.

2 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

#26 Leviot Core 300

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#17 FUN FACT: That symbol was first used to denote the occurrence of a person dragging their butt across the floor.

DISCLAIMER: The above stated "Fun Fact" may or may not be true depending upon the universe or timeline in which you reside. Terms and conditions may apply.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It should also show with the depths of all of the lakes that are above sea level.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It also seems like a really bad idea

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Three times if my count is correct

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*snooty-to-booty

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How many red crayons?

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#38 "the bar was so low it was a tripping hazard in hell, and yet here you are limboing beneath it"

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0