Please no more dick pics. No more “I’ll help you with your insomnia ;)” I love to chat but unless you’re Dave Matthews, Chris Pratt, or Patrick Stewart, I’ll block the rest of the people who can’t take no for an answer. http://imgur.com/17GGqzN https://imgur.com/a/ety3t
Fuck
Thank you for calling it Trump's order and not America's. We didn't want this
I'm hoping he had a lot to make and made them all at once
I walk at night. The other night was, "the rain gutter or some shrubbery?" I made it home
The friends laughing is glorious
I'm sorry
They can impeach for no confidence, no?
It seems so.
She's done so many shitty things, why are we shaming her for something we advocate acceptance for?
Quartos quesos, dos fritos?
Please,those are also shitty "Lego"
Oo, he's red like my Frankie
It looks like some rehooked
🏆💚
I found someone recently too. It hurts.
I think Debbie Reynolds and Carrie Fisher are another similar issue
When I was a cook I took a tator tot tax. Were I to make a food with a half egg, I would absolutely eat the other half
Wait, I thought we were helping American farms
If I have to
I was not expecting heros from these mug shots
Tampons aren't exactly plugs. They're absorbent. If you find an absorbent arrow let me know
Finally a job that requires one dog
That was not going to be a great waterfall pic
Is that yours?
We mothers just want to shower in peace. Just give us 15 fucking minutes
We used to have to line dance at the lone Star steak House in Ohio. It was kind of fun but most of the customers just wanted their salad
I saw it when I was 10 and haven't recovered in 40 years. It still nauseates me but I love Tim
"Miss Piggy wouldn't make it look natural or like an accident. She'd make you an example"
Maybe this is a baby turtle they found in the water a minute ago and they're just putting it back
Are these wild?
https://youtube.com/shorts/qTw4TFQHr_o?is=mWZJmiYvJHs5yDO3