QuirkyRed

342 pts · December 15, 2014


If you screenshot this and it gets to front page I'll make you a custom pair of Mickey Ears! (Sorry it's the only thing I can make lol)

How do you get rid of all the bees on your suit when it's time to take it off?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sometimes I see these videos, and I wonder if there's another explanation, but I'm completely convinced this title is spot on lol

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I live in Miami, 100 degrees today, we thought we were gonna get a hurricane this past week. I also put up my fall decorations. Come at me.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I agree, if you can't aim when the seat is down, wipe it down. That's what I do if I need to squat and some gets on the seat ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I’m currently getting my MA to become an LMHC. Having my own practice is my dream! Congratulations!!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and lie?

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm terrified of butterflies and dragonflies. These things are a nightmare.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Makes me think of hocus pocus.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bad news bear should’ve been “Bearer of Bad News”.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That’s what I thought too but I think it’s a little stuffed snowman decoration.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And I know I'm just a stranger online, but there's a lot of ppl who care about you. Even people you haven't met. I'm sorry you feel alone.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey, if you need someone to talk to please PM me. I know right now you are in a dark place, but there's so many reasons to not do this x

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I stopped squatting to pee after pissing all over my own leg during a road trip, so...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is Life the name of your first kid? You should love then equally!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

With someone who is blind and relying on a dog to be their eyes, or someone who might have a flashback who has ptsd 3/3

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Service dog is there to detect them, but you’re giving it attention, it might not sense the owner about to have a seizure. Same thing 2/?

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If the dog is distracted getting attention it can’t help the person who needs service. For example, if someone has seizures and the 1/?

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

There are plenty of good looking men who are creeps. What makes you a creep is how you treat someone, not how you look.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I agree @OP! Next time just make sure you ask questions so that you're certain the other person is interested. Good on you for apologizing.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Supervisor in the office of a used car dealership. Shitty job, good benefits, ok pay. Also getting my MA in Counseling (love it!).

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I always read Colonel the way it's spelled and then go back and read it the right way (Kernel).

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I though these were 3 very in sync hamsters lol

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whats an updog?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Just followed!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just followed! Beautiful!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just followed!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not on Etsy yet! But my Instagram is @little_enchantments! I make custom Mickey ears!

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Leg so cold, cold cold leg. Leg so cold, you freeze an egg.

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Happy Birthday! This really sucks but don't let her ruin YOUR day! Its only a matter of time until everyone realizes your coworker is trash.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You’d have to be inbread to think these jokes are funny.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0