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406 pts ยท May 25, 2014


I'm a little teapot, short and stout! Here is my handle, here is my... oh shit I'm a sugar bowl

There is no need to be upset

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well actually you kinda do get a new body every 7-10 years. And most of it has an even faster turnaround time than that

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just hate it when my bitches get too clean

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They turn into Donald Glover?

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Appellomancy? Please. The "appell" part comes from latin and the "mancy" part comes from greek. And don't get me started on the "o"

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Now THAT's my fetish!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That definitely has the ring of one of those urban legendy type things, but I guess so does lots of ridiculous true stuff

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love these. Favoriting for later

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Blegh. You can shove your happiness down your own throat

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Haha. Dick and babs

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Am I the only one around here who hates babies?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Literally every pair of drawers in my drawers

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Helping desperate people find even more desperate people since 2013

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And if your sex toys are made of wood, they won't be dishwasher safe either

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How are we getting upvoted pony posts now? This whole place has gone to shit

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 33

This is sexist, but all people are simple and also idiots

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Watched this for the first time after seeing this post. Fuck you OP, now I feel like shit. But it may have changed my life so thanks

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Sylvia Plath, oh my god that's fucking brutal

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As someone who is both, WOAH MAN

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That's udder nonsense

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How could it be more interesting/amusing? This is both hilarious and somewhat puzzling

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

+1 for kid napping at the school

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And a screwdriver

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would punch a child for these things

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Neither was the Golden Compass

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have a dslr style point and shoot but even that I'm ALWAYS in manual mode because it's just so much better

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

PFF!

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