406 pts ยท May 25, 2014
I'm a little teapot, short and stout! Here is my handle, here is my... oh shit I'm a sugar bowl
There is no need to be upset
Well actually you kinda do get a new body every 7-10 years. And most of it has an even faster turnaround time than that
I just hate it when my bitches get too clean
They turn into Donald Glover?
Appellomancy? Please. The "appell" part comes from latin and the "mancy" part comes from greek. And don't get me started on the "o"
Now THAT's my fetish!
That definitely has the ring of one of those urban legendy type things, but I guess so does lots of ridiculous true stuff
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/3185104/spagett-o.gif
I love these. Favoriting for later
Blegh. You can shove your happiness down your own throat
Haha. Dick and babs
Am I the only one around here who hates babies?
Literally every pair of drawers in my drawers
Helping desperate people find even more desperate people since 2013
And if your sex toys are made of wood, they won't be dishwasher safe either
How are we getting upvoted pony posts now? This whole place has gone to shit
This is sexist, but all people are simple and also idiots
Watched this for the first time after seeing this post. Fuck you OP, now I feel like shit. But it may have changed my life so thanks
The Sylvia Plath, oh my god that's fucking brutal
As someone who is both, WOAH MAN
That's udder nonsense
How could it be more interesting/amusing? This is both hilarious and somewhat puzzling
+1 for kid napping at the school
And a screwdriver
I would punch a child for these things
Neither was the Golden Compass
I have a dslr style point and shoot but even that I'm ALWAYS in manual mode because it's just so much better
PFF!
There is no need to be upset
Well actually you kinda do get a new body every 7-10 years. And most of it has an even faster turnaround time than that
I just hate it when my bitches get too clean
They turn into Donald Glover?
Appellomancy? Please. The "appell" part comes from latin and the "mancy" part comes from greek. And don't get me started on the "o"
Now THAT's my fetish!
That definitely has the ring of one of those urban legendy type things, but I guess so does lots of ridiculous true stuff
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/3185104/spagett-o.gif
I love these. Favoriting for later
Blegh. You can shove your happiness down your own throat
Haha. Dick and babs
Am I the only one around here who hates babies?
Literally every pair of drawers in my drawers
Helping desperate people find even more desperate people since 2013
And if your sex toys are made of wood, they won't be dishwasher safe either
How are we getting upvoted pony posts now? This whole place has gone to shit
This is sexist, but all people are simple and also idiots
Watched this for the first time after seeing this post. Fuck you OP, now I feel like shit. But it may have changed my life so thanks
The Sylvia Plath, oh my god that's fucking brutal
As someone who is both, WOAH MAN
That's udder nonsense
How could it be more interesting/amusing? This is both hilarious and somewhat puzzling
+1 for kid napping at the school
And a screwdriver
I would punch a child for these things
Neither was the Golden Compass
I have a dslr style point and shoot but even that I'm ALWAYS in manual mode because it's just so much better
PFF!