R1200GS

2182 pts ยท February 26, 2016


You forgot pickle jews/pickle juice!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She swallows whatever gets tossed in her mouth like a trooper!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

When the others are licking the toilet bowl clean and you demand a brush, the cost/benefit ratio goes through the roof!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sorry... small juice glass... 3 or 4 oz... sipped for me; usually before bed or if I get a bad CHorse in the night. Hope it helps you.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So...her son is...Charles Lee "Chucky" Ray?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You've obviously never rented a fast bike from Dubbelju Motorcycle then busted ass across the Golden Gate to PC1. SF in the mirrors is best.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Show of hands, ladies... how many of you think your husband would rush in and save you from that lion... anyone?... anyone?...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ok, I'll say it... "is that a man eating dog?!" Bah dum... chhh

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We don't even share a bathroom!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Pssst. Heeeey... um... you gonna eat that?"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe if this was an Olympic event we'd actually think about watching 55 minutes of commercials every hour. Naw. Never mind.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You want horse nostrils? Cuz that's how you get horse nostrils.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I really got tired of bananas every day and they didn't always work. FYI they sell just juice. Also supposed to be good for heartburn/reflux

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Esp sleeping. Started drinking pickle juice in evening; 8 oz of Vlasic dill. Big Costco jar=$4; toss pickles. Bananas a little help 4 me.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well, she got the boobs right for Cage and Cyrus. Have her take a crack at Dolly Parton!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"... I'm so sick of black and white..."

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When you think it's porn... but it's knot!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hee hee hee... tickles!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

"Dems not babies... dems FIDGETS!" - Buckwheat

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To Infinity and Beyond!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's inside out now

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah... we get a lot of dead hookers washing up on the summer beaches around Detroit. We just throw them back and let Canada deal with it.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is it a fire door? Cuz you can't open them from the outside. You have to go around.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In mom's defense, to prevent falls with her first born she changed them on the ground, but... A DINGO ATE HER BAAAYBEEE!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They'll need that money to pay their ISP if they have Netflix... or pay bills online... or do email...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Hey! We were using that!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me too at your age. Now I'm 55 and feel every tendon and muscle I ever worked and strained ever in my life. Enjoy it! While you can.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

Service rats! Buy them seats and take them on the plane!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

How do you know (within hours) when you are going to die?... "on death bed," unless you do something that will kill you.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Detroit. Every home. Every hour. Every day. - according to everyone who doesn't live in Detroit.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0