RandomAccessMarshmallows

18322 pts · June 26, 2015


Resident gremlin/lurker that sometimes replies with gifs.

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1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Your robe looks so snuggly! A lovely, summery look. 🍋🍋

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Without a support network, a parent can’t just leave an infant at home to pop down to the shops like a goldfish. If a mother or father are needing to steal diapers for a baby, odds are the funds for a babysitter aren’t there. You gotta do what you gotta do. Stealing shouldn’t be seen as a good thing, but killing a baby caught in the middle is a much worse thing.

3 months ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 4

Racism and Good Ol Boys

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Dunno, it looks pretty open to me.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I wish the person that woke up one day and decided to make this suffers a papercut in every single joint on his or her fingers and then forgets a uses the hand sanitizer at the bank.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Trees are gonna tree. Wish they hadn’t cut it down.

4 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

5 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

My son can tell you what bacteria causes buboes and the relationship to their appearance in the bubonic plague. He cannot tell you if he had art or gym today. Same energy as Calvin has.

6 months ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Everyone should be free to be who they are. It’s supposed to be freedom and justice for all. No conditions. Maybe one day we’ll get there. Until then, I hope you continue being yourself. Your eyeshadow is absolutely gorgeous.

7 months ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Does the restaurant have a cow as a mascot?

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love these types of pranks. They’re harmless and silly. Not the “it’s just a prank bro” after hitting someone on the head with a 2x4 ones.

7 months ago | Likes 195 Dislikes 3

Freya is beautiful!

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or it could’ve just stayed as a really nice rock for little lizards to bask on.

7 months ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 12

I love listening to some of my coworkers for this reason. And then I come in and ruin things with “Y’all’d’ve done this…”

7 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I still watch old Mr. Rogers episodes.

8 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Egon. I asked my grandfather if I could marry Egon when I was a child. I was told no. I thought I was going to be doomed to be a spinster at the age of 5 and bawled.

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Socks

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

And Austin!

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It’s like Jerry Seinfeld and Max Headroom had a love child.

9 months ago | Likes 210 Dislikes 0

I can bring my own step ladder.

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

People are going to think you’re a person of ill-repute with your elbows exposed like that.

9 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Sent it to a friend. His response: Thanks I hate it.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought I’d get a quiet boy that played piano or something. Instead I wound up with a real life Calvin, only his imaginary friend is Kirby. I wouldn’t have him any other way, though.

10 months ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

He also kind of looks like a porn actor for David Duchovny in the 90s.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At first I thought maybe they were making stop signs or some sort of road sign with the recycled metal. Glad to see the safety sandals are in use.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Do not do this. The lizard can shed its skin just fine in normal circumstances. Sometimes small pieces of its shed skin can get stuck on the tiny fingernails that you can assist with removing gently if it is needed, but mostly it’s hands off the lizard during shed time. If a lizard is unable to successfully shed its skin on its own, then seek an exotic pet vet.

1 year ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0