RandomFlyingToaster

28141 pts ยท May 30, 2014


Turn back.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

That smile at the end, the ladies appreciate.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Mom's husband" and "Dad's significant other lady person." They're together but not married and I got screamed at for "girlfriend."

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes, please.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am now half an hour late for my stuff today. I hope you're happy.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I actually saw this episode last night and was thinking about googling all of these today. +1 for the convenience.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bravo, sir. Bravo.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

http://www.wach.com/news/story.aspx?id=1212316#.VW3ED9JViko Another article with some more info.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My dog used to do the same thing, then he'd get a bit too excited and bark and scare himself. Then he'd come back and boof again.

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Can..... can I pay you?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've gone through a Family Services undergrad program, and there are some grad school level programs too, you just have to choose carefully.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have gone to school to be a sex educator, I will also answer questions or send you to good resources to find them.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

What... what the hell do you do with profs during office hours? I've never understood what you do in those times.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That needs to be written over the gif. With lots of frustrated swearing.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Theater make up artist, can confirm.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Traditional Catholic families don't believe in birth control and subsequently usually have several children for each pair.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

WHY IS YOUR CEILING DRIPPING SPIDERS?!?!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am not one who generally understands fancy cheese things... but my uncultured self could understand this was some special gif-ing.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If she's stuck in a bathroom without any it might be kinda urgent. I mean, the texts are fake, but hypothetically.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Why not? Wouldn't that show that he was mature/cared about you? I mean... it's some necessary cotton. What's the big deal?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

+1 for accurate term

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My undergarments can't handle this.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Berger Blanc?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It should've been all the signal I needed to dump him, right?!?!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@chupathingy99 I used to do that to my ex's junk! He always complained though and got irked. Lame-o.....

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She actually has a Mystique make up tutorial as well.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That is utterly wonderful.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Happened to me too. Ex had no idea about anatomy and didn't understand why I was in pain/left me by myself without hugs or sorries. Asshat.

11 years ago | Likes 137 Dislikes 1