Wesley wanted to say hi.
Good thing I didn't pass this up.
This is how Monday is going.
My friends cat has a penis on its face. And the penis has a birthmark.
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Well, you're not wrong.
Look what I found.
I'm sorry Ms. Jackson *OOH* I am two deer
"Don't mind if I do" - Trump probably
Whatever gets me out of the hole quicker.
He saw an opportunity
Who sleeps like this?
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Fucking geese.
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Happy 18th birthday Google!
Don't you mean "Family Prevention"
DJ - esus
Skynet is here people.
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No, you don't.
Sanitation Station
A 5MB hard drive, back in the day.
Story of my life.
One of my nieces isn't very excited about starting school
MRW I notice a moving staircase is malfunctioning causing its passengers to accelerate at an unprecedented rate
MFW I finally pay off my student loans.
What do you call a pasta that is sick?
This gif sums up my current mood.
Zoom in. Do it. Or don't, I'm not your mother.
Yes.
This is how you celebrate adult birthdays, right?
My friend swam with sharks today.
An appropriate title.
White trash finger painting
MRW a confession bear is about me...
Fitness Journey
When the buttered toast just right.
Sorry about your penis, bro.
Here's a picture of me when I was little.
GAD Dammit
I'll just leave this here...
SIT DOWN AND HAVE SOME LESENGEHHH
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I need an adult!
My first tinder experience...
Walking to class when...
I've seen some stuff man...
Right in the feels
The earth can't even handle me right now.
Worth it.
MRW I'm 675 days old and I'm tired, but I want to stay classy.
I painted a thing.
"I've already cena it" - Italian probably
Gotta upvote them all
There's a disturbance in the force...
Enjoy.