“You take sweet potatoes that have just been baked, and put ‘em in the crotch of your pants, and as you’re walking on the treadmill, the sweet potatoes get mushy, and they’re still warm and start running down the inside of your legs, and it makes you feel like you’re in another part of the country, and you don’t know where you are or how you got there, but it feels good” -Gary Busey Also I only ever make an appearance when alcohol is involved. I’m sorry.