One of the managers at work left this behind on the counter.
Where Working is a Pain
Basil the Tornado Rat
The Amazon box on my doorstep today turned out to be some lube and a bit set my husband ordered, not a gift from my Secret Santa.
I've come for your razor, Chuck.
Dryer caught on fire and I'm too scared to go to sleep. Have a great night, everyone!
It's the holiday season
Searched "poodle art" and found some unsung heroes of the art world.
My newly adopted lab mix. Meet Basker.
My dog, Basker, caught trying to cuddle with my (now his) favorite blanket
Our special needs rattie boy, Basil.
MRW my mom and step-mom walk into my place of work minutes apart.
14 days late so far this month! Not a personal record, but...
Walking up to the second piece of equipment my first day at the gym.
MRW I was holding a potholder and still grabbed the cast iron pan with my other hand.
Derek educates us about cats.
As a child, I gave my goldfish a bath. Happy to get it clean until...
Butthead. He's here when you need him, dill hole.
A little tongue is all you need sometimes
Night before my wedding and I'm sitting on the couch by myself watching The Lion King. Probably should be out partying but...
My granny and her sister are saving to get boob jobs. One is 82. One is 70. Whatever makes you happy.
How I felt watching Jurassic World last night
MRW I'm leaving for my birthday trip this weekend and I realize I'm not going to avoid my travel curse.
How I'm spending my night on this 4th of July (and every other night of my life).
Love Has Boundaries
Spending my 30th birthday in Disney World this Weekend!
I Was So Trusting As A Child.
Recently lost two of our little ratties. Just introduced this new guy to the family.
Trying to impress people when you're a tad socially awkward.
When the New Guy at Work Tried to Boss Me Around
When someone says I only got my way because I have boobs.
Just buried this little guy. RIP Templeton
I wanted to punch a spooty customer today
An accurate description of my P.M.S.
When I Try Giving Directions to Someone
Are those little hairs? Oh god, why...do I still love this show so much.
How I (a tomboy in high school) Felt the Picture of my Friends and I at Prom Turned Out.
When my grandma wanted to kiss me, but I saw she didn't trim her mustache.
MRW My Grandpa Would Make Fun of Me and Say I Was Getting Fat and Should Stop Eating
The risks of using playgroud slides in summer.
How i felt when my mom gave the the bowl haircut in elementary school. The horror.
MRW, in the hospital cafeteria after my grandpa passed away, his 85 year old 'ladyfriend' said she would 'miss the love-making'.
No Sleep for the Paranoid
MRW I'm pissed at someone, but my favorite song is playing.
I just stumped my toe on the doorframe.
To all those working late on July 4th: Remember we're keeping America running, even if we're missing those awesome fireworks!
For those brief moments, the throne was mine.
MRW I was called a 'stupid bitch' at work today when I asked for a lady's ID before letting her buy wine.
Browsed Imgur all night long. Fell asleep standing up at work. Here's to all the Imgur addicts out there. Keep on keeping on.
How my boyfriend acts when he is in the mood (and every other moment of the day).
My extremely religious best friend, in high school, wrote me a 13 page letter about why we shouldn't curse after I said 'hell'.
Derek shares with us a few life lessons.
Today a customer told me I had brown hair, and it was a mousey color. Thanks for the info good sir.
All you needed to know it was going to be a good day
I should've been in bed long ago. Instead, I'm browsing user submitted. Thanks guys.
12 Days Late. This is What I Keep Telling Myself.
When I've been waiting on my boyfriend to do something or go somewhere with me, but I know he's doing other things.
I have $.24 in my account. My paycheck will hit the bank in two minutes! Here's to everyone living paycheck to paycheck.
Beetlejuice dog, Lydia, and Percy. Tattoo done by Ben Stubbs at The Brass Quill in Valdosta, Ga.