RavenAzriim

2470 pts ยท September 11, 2012


I want to get one of those electric zapper rackets and just take a few swings at that cloud. I bet the sounds it would make would just be sublime.

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Borderlands, Bayonetta, Dragon Age and Dissidia.

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It's Zenless Zone Zero

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Unironically one of my fav late night snacks is a couple pickles and some thick cut salami slices

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bold of you to assume that in my 40 years of life any of my signatures have ever matched

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Everything steady cept that booty

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

God bless you, this was also the first thing I thought of.

11 months ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

If you gonna be stupid at least be lucky.

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Ok then so knowing their pattern this means Don Jr ate the papers since they don't own normal pets.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Good I don't need to destroy it, you're just an XP farm for me now then.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A funeral

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well shit apparently I'm cute and have low blood sugar .. thanks for remembering me to check my glucose

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Yeah the cat one is better

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I was in a game where our barbarian developed a huge fear of books after we were attacked by a poltergeist in a library that kept throwing books at us... For the rest of the campaign if we entered a room and there was a bookshelf in it, the barbs first action was to rage and charge the bookshelf... Didn't matter if he had to charge past two dragons to get to it, by damn that shelf was getting it

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

His name was Nahkato and he was a bestest boi

2 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 0

I just recently started, I think not eating sugars a lot after becoming diabetic reset my taste buds and lemons taste sweet to me now

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

When given the opportunity to either stare at a female or a male ass for 60-70 hours I will always choose the female one

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The same order near me is a little over 160 bucks

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll take four

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're right cause Mythra is better

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Free range ocean Fleshlight... Comes lubed

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

+2 club, 18 str, max roll boom 10 damage

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Remember filing out paperwork is much easier then cardio

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

I remember when you needed a college email just to access the site

2 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 0

I mean you're not wrong, granted I think a team full of all fresh rookies could have won more games.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

My dog would have eaten those plants

2 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Calories in food come from Fat, Carbs and Protein and since salt has none of these it's calorically zero.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I worked in a restaurant for 13 years, started at a hospital almost 2 years ago and I don't think I can ever go back, I'm making almost double what I was before with yearly raises, PTO, 401k, insurance. Even when it's busy it's not Friday night in a downtown busy

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Is it really subway surfers if there isn't some shitty reddit story being told over it in that weird AI voice

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

According to my mom I literally use the word literally, literally like 5 times an hour

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0