Rayblon

106 pts · September 1, 2015


I read this in Francis' voice from L4D.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

拉开拉链

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

I honestly thought it was spaghetti at first.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The very last one is absolutely perfect.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

... Please? ;n;

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mubeloist is lube. Mubeloist is moist. Mubeloist is food. Mubeloist is love. Mubeloist is life. It's also an aphrodisiac.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(2/2) It's the cakemaker's conundrum; use fondent to make it pretty, or use rich, flavorful, but messier/less pretty components.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(1/2)It could be that the baker focused so much on making it pretty that they forgot to make it taste good, however.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, I can cross seeing Tywin in drag off my list now, rest his soul.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He specifically did it to influence the DNC platform, so yeah.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

That's exactly it. Anal doesn't avoid all STDs. People think it works that way though. I consider missionary to be face-to-face.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Call it the pussy slayer.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Better, but I'd say it's like doing anal instead of going missionary to avoid STDs.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

iirc, it's healthier to just get a damn cheeseburger than their salad.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Should have stuffed some tissue in the underpants.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I only just saw this so sorry for that... but that is mildly terrifying.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Isn't that God from FMA?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Age is only a number until your hip goes out.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh. Hello there, fur noodle.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That lady is terrifying.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I only get like 2 emails a day, myself. I've opted out of basically all my email subscriptions so all my emails are relevant. :D

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Honestly, I never understood the need for people to wear formalwear

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But they're adorable! D:

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a valid answer since we don't know the relative density of anything here. For all we know, the ball rolling down the hill is styrofoam.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like it too, but the first time it plays, it never registers that it's an edit and I just can't even.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

Use three seashells.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is a nice muffin.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Honestly, I just have mad respect for her for that. This is really neat.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well... it's an improvement.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Go to /r/zoophilia for a SFW look into it all. That's where people talk ethics and such.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0