2618 pts ยท August 16, 2014
25 joining the marines i have no idea what to put on here but feel free to ask questions.
Too afraid? I find it hard to believe this man fears anything considering the amazing things he has done
A full hour huh? You clearly underestimate my lurking abilities.
I have no idea what i was expecting but for some reason i am slightly disappointed
Welp time to change the timeline.......again
I kissed a deadpool and I liked it the taste of his cherry chapstick
The rock, his dad the boulder, and his grandfather the mountain.
There's no jack in the first pic so how do i know if she got any bigger?
We're all early bird specialists now.
If you need help bathing them im available.
Tears of joy are filling my face as we speak.
My mom did but to be fair i was 300 pounds
I don't know what I was expecting but +1
Goddammit +1
Drunk me would take one look and start freaking out.
Shit!
I usually do both.
Hey my aim is great, it's my penis that's a bad shot.
Obviously photoshopped
Doesn't matter, had heart attack.
I'm not anemic but if you ever wanna skip a meal I'm more than happy to take your place.
What do you mean swimming, thats clearly jesus and his followers.
Made me laugh, you earnes it +1
Sometimes you just need a day off.
I wonder how many have tried taking a bite.
Well you're not wrong.
Which one is the husband?
Your Pop is not human
Aquatic version of UP?
Too afraid? I find it hard to believe this man fears anything considering the amazing things he has done
A full hour huh? You clearly underestimate my lurking abilities.
I have no idea what i was expecting but for some reason i am slightly disappointed
Welp time to change the timeline.......again
I kissed a deadpool and I liked it the taste of his cherry chapstick
The rock, his dad the boulder, and his grandfather the mountain.
There's no jack in the first pic so how do i know if she got any bigger?
We're all early bird specialists now.
If you need help bathing them im available.
Tears of joy are filling my face as we speak.
My mom did but to be fair i was 300 pounds
I don't know what I was expecting but +1
Goddammit +1
Drunk me would take one look and start freaking out.
Shit!
I usually do both.
Hey my aim is great, it's my penis that's a bad shot.
Obviously photoshopped
Doesn't matter, had heart attack.
I'm not anemic but if you ever wanna skip a meal I'm more than happy to take your place.
What do you mean swimming, thats clearly jesus and his followers.
Made me laugh, you earnes it +1
Sometimes you just need a day off.
I wonder how many have tried taking a bite.
Well you're not wrong.
Which one is the husband?
Your Pop is not human
Aquatic version of UP?