Can you watch the kids for a bit?
Let’s make them famous ?
Boss made me fire someone bc he wanted to hire his friend
Walked in to CEO's office expecting to fight or be fired and walked out with a raise.
Make him famous
Marriage is awesome
Shower thoughts:
MRW the sales guy lost $100k sale he said was a sure thing
Never Forget... This POS
MRW our company moved and 8 managers didn't think to change our address on our website... We are a web design firm. OMFG!
Do your flipping job!
That was a mistake!
MRW work closed the entrance from employee lot
After 10 years, my crazy ex just requested me on FB.
Secret Santa is back, not falling for that again
MRW I lent $500 to a friend for RENT and then saw him at a club with bottle service
So.... Rise of Skywalker got Leaked
How in the hell does he play the flute in a closed helmet with no mouth hole? Been bothering me for 25 years.
MRW I can see these step moms clearly aren't that stuck.
Happy Halloween
MRW helping our Boss mount a TV
Making the Mini Rocketeer
If countries had warning labels like drugs of all the things that can kill you before you travel to them.
Just when I think I have this parenting thing worked out.
Fell and cut my knee. Cut healed with a rock inside it.
Went to an escape room that wasn't fully reset for us so we couldn't finish it.
MRW: Boss tells the client they are the ones who screwed up.
MRW I realize that the flu wiped out all other managers and I am in charge.
Spent 2 hours today writing a report for the wrong client.
Beware of James Bond
My 10th favorite
Lost a build commission but helped out a mom.
MRW Customer asks for a refund/credit for a FREE item.
MRW Boss sends me a login for a client and nothing else.
Wifey asked if she’s the only one I’ve ever been with. I said “yes, the others were 8’s, 9’s, and 10’s.”
Boss just cussed out the wrong person. Our head of HR.
Having a great day
Wait... What? S.O. is mad because she said she was exhausted so I left her alone. Mad because I ignored her complaint and didn't engage her. FML
MRW: Living in Chicago area, Boss asked if I am coming in tomorrow.
Client said I delayed the project but I have 10 unanswered emails that say otherwise.
My wife gave up coffee for Lent.
I imagine hell is just trying to remember the password to the account you don't remember.
First Movie Crush: Batman & Robin came out I was 14.
MRW I see all the secret santas and the person I sent to hasn't posted it.
MRW boss asks me and others to work on something internal for weeks and then cancels the presentation.
1st time participating in a Imgur Secret Santa. Mine did not deliver. I hate people.
Keep emailing me, maybe I will buy your new sales platform that I don't need or want.
MRW my coworker says they haven't seen ANY Indiana Jones movies.
MRW interviewee comes in jeans and a flannel to a suit job. Wants $90k, 3 day work week, telecommute, and 3 weeks vacation.
A new year means new memes. Show me what you got Imgur. Happy New Year.
Made the biggest sale IN COMPANY HISTORY. Boss doesn't want to pay me the commission since I am not officially a sales person.
Interviewed a job applicant that didn't know what job he was interviewing for.
MRW: Playing RDR2 Online for the first time and you just want a to get your horse and other players murder you repeatedly.