41951 pts · July 9, 2015
UK based. Love several things: Motorbikes, catsndogs, beer. That’s pretty much it.
I would grab a motherfucker with my teeth and throw that motherfucker at another motherfucker. This is MY yard.
If the gardener has not installed an automatic sprinkler in that neck hole that turns on randomly and spurts everywhere without control, then I am going to have to write a letter of complaint.
That’s clever. Well done.
Sigi is incredibly kind to dog kind by giving them such a polite advance warning Instead of just removing their eyes, which is also an option for white cloaked assassins
Oh what a couple of names! Well done! I would LOVE to have guests over and have to go into full dad mode with “SONNY GET OFF HER!! STOP HITTING CHER!! SONNY GODDAMMIT YOU CAN’T BITE CHER!!!”
Happy both!!You caused someone to drop The Gif @OP!! THEY DROPPED THE GIF IN YOUR COMMENTS!! Straight to front page for that alone
THE HOLY GIF!!!!!!!Witnessed!!
Hi boss? Imma be late for work. Why? Road’s shut for a bunch of grown adults high on energy drink to race homemade go-carts down the hill in costumes. Fired? Why would I make that up??
1 racist is equivalent to 20 racists when you’re trapped in a pressurised cabin with them
Father is hateful! Jail for father 1000 years
It’s gotta feel good if you are laying that cable too
My exact thought process in order:- What you got there lil catto?- Oh my god is that a baby?- Come back! Is that a baby?- Oh my god there’s a baby!- Another baby!!- THERE ARE BABIES!!
That’s the face I pull when skinny me tries to get in touch with chonky me
I think you can, but only once
I found out last week the number of German scientists that the USA/NASA took after the war (NASA wasn’t formed until 1958)Not all of them were Nazis, but a lot of them were. 1,600 German scientists, engineers, and technicians brought to America in Operation Paperclip.
Looked like my man was out cold on his way south to me. Either that or he was basking in the aroma.
Girl oranges mature differently than boy oranges in that the boys generally don’t.
I think you have accurately described little void’s future life also. Very loved and VERY confused.
I just want to say that I very much appreciate the tags @OPGood work.
You don’t want or need to know. Respect the ocean and leave it well alone. This is the way.
Did you see how he was dressed??He DESERVED to be attacked imo
Your mother was a goat, and your father’s poop smelled of elberberries!!
I thought that was the pedo’s mum to be fair
I thought it was frozen milk and actually thought that it’s a good idea!
Mixed beans are the best beans
You can’t say that! There are probably many reasons that one pupil would be a different size to the other. Drugs are only several of them.
I love you Moose
I was brought up to believe that girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money
Please do not motorboat the happy boy.
Well now I want to cuddle the soggy moggy
I would grab a motherfucker with my teeth and throw that motherfucker at another motherfucker. This is MY yard.
If the gardener has not installed an automatic sprinkler in that neck hole that turns on randomly and spurts everywhere without control, then I am going to have to write a letter of complaint.
That’s clever. Well done.
Sigi is incredibly kind to dog kind by giving them such a polite advance warning
Instead of just removing their eyes, which is also an option for white cloaked assassins
Oh what a couple of names! Well done!
I would LOVE to have guests over and have to go into full dad mode with “SONNY GET OFF HER!! STOP HITTING CHER!! SONNY GODDAMMIT YOU CAN’T BITE CHER!!!”
Happy both!!
You caused someone to drop The Gif @OP!!
THEY DROPPED THE GIF IN YOUR COMMENTS!!
Straight to front page for that alone
THE HOLY GIF!!!!!!!
Witnessed!!
Hi boss? Imma be late for work.
Why? Road’s shut for a bunch of grown adults high on energy drink to race homemade go-carts down the hill in costumes.
Fired? Why would I make that up??
1 racist is equivalent to 20 racists when you’re trapped in a pressurised cabin with them
Father is hateful!
Jail for father 1000 years
It’s gotta feel good if you are laying that cable too
My exact thought process in order:
- What you got there lil catto?
- Oh my god is that a baby?
- Come back! Is that a baby?
- Oh my god there’s a baby!
- Another baby!!
- THERE ARE BABIES!!
That’s the face I pull when skinny me tries to get in touch with chonky me
I think you can, but only once
I found out last week the number of German scientists that the USA/NASA took after the war (NASA wasn’t formed until 1958)
Not all of them were Nazis, but a lot of them were.
1,600 German scientists, engineers, and technicians brought to America in Operation Paperclip.
Looked like my man was out cold on his way south to me.
Either that or he was basking in the aroma.
Girl oranges mature differently than boy oranges in that the boys generally don’t.
I think you have accurately described little void’s future life also.
Very loved and VERY confused.
I just want to say that I very much appreciate the tags @OP
Good work.
You don’t want or need to know.
Respect the ocean and leave it well alone. This is the way.
Did you see how he was dressed??
He DESERVED to be attacked imo
Your mother was a goat, and your father’s poop smelled of elberberries!!
I thought that was the pedo’s mum to be fair
I thought it was frozen milk and actually thought that it’s a good idea!
Mixed beans are the best beans
You can’t say that!
There are probably many reasons that one pupil would be a different size to the other. Drugs are only several of them.
I love you Moose
I was brought up to believe that girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money
Please do not motorboat the happy boy.
Well now I want to cuddle the soggy moggy