Cuddler of puppies, purveyor of sarcasm, connoisseuse of cheap wine, frightener of small children, mother of guinea pig, hammerer of grammar, police of fashion, wise-ass-know-it-all.
Cuddler of puppies, purveyor of sarcasm, connoisseuse of cheap wine, frightener of small children, mother of guinea pig, hammerer of grammar, police of fashion, wise-ass-know-it-all.
"table for 26 please"
"but there are only 13 of you"
"yeah but we're all gonna sit on the same side"
💯 I've almost broken my neck having that kind of ride. A few mushrooms were enough for Amos to spaz, throw me, and drag me running.
holy crap, ISS, put the magnifying glass away!
Butch Sassidy
Team EDS represent, yo
My mother is making her swedish meatballs for xmas tomorrow. She's a frail octogenarian and I don't know how many more xmases we have left together, so I'm having all kinds of feelings about it. But hey, ain't "all kinds of feelings" just a part of the holidays?
We can be friends
#nobeeleftbehind
the summoning
I thought that said "how do I *HIDE* my draft horse" and I was plotting.
This was a fun journey to relive. #teamtuba
Bet the fucker put ketchup on his filet.
Clearly the key takeaway.
51. Samesies.
Gods, she was gorgeous.
I remember we had residual ash all the way up in Edmonton, Canada.
Ah, yes, I remember functional knee joints.
As someone with a recent Hypermobile Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome diagnosis, RIP that poor person's neck in 15-20 years.
A couple of years! Not super long, but long enough for love.
I call it my tiny parade.
Patience is a virtue found seldom in a man and never in a woman.
I would saddle train it. Bet it'd be a comfy ride.
We are all dude.
It's my usual tea quantity.
Just f me up, fam
One time, Snoqualmie Falls, I hiked to the base wearing chucks. While at the bottom, it started pouring. The trek up the steep grade in the mud was wickey fun.
Ohhhhhhh the fluffy feeties! I'm in love.
Sorry.
This is so goddamn stupid and I bloody adore it.
Вічна пам'ять. I'm very sorry for your loss.