59949 pts · July 23, 2013
I'm sorry for whatever I have done to bring you here :/
Well done 👏
No, I'm in the mayonnaise jar ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I will never surrender my mayonnaise to a so called expert. Authority be damned.
What a stupid questions. My anus can accommodate both ranch an bluecheese, lord. Bring thy bread, and my squats will deliver sauce onto you.
I would reccomend dentists trust income from blowjobs or feet pics more than assuming an insurance will cover the costs of care.
I hate you and would boil myself in acid if it saw you inconvenienced >:[
This would never have happened if mother nature just allowed us to lick our own buttholes. https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1cXd3aWs4cHhkMTdyZjN3MG85dHFkcDB5dHFsdGNsMHFiNjhndjJ5eiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/sLkIthus9lEwoe7PRx/200w.webp
I'll take them! Hello Saudi I have somthing you want but it's gonna cost you.... that' right all the camels 🐫
Well, as an Argentine, I can safety say that Trump is the best Argentine president we have ever had (i am being very facetious here).
I bet I could do this forst try.
That's really odd, as I have murdered a number of people in Maryland using my flamethrower and no one has ever said a word to me about it being illegal 😳
For sure it was a better place.
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It's like the film Top Gun is a joke to you.
You rolled 50 so you ended up in the South. Its not too bad though as you live near a Bucees.
Cus you a snack.
Also yes.
Yes.
I don't understand why we don't just nuke them everytime there is a shark attack.
And the helicopter guns efficiency....
Yes, I was close to making it mandatory that all ICE applicants had to pass my gun safety class. The class consisted of me chasing them with a helicopter gun in the new White House ballroom. Only those who survived could be employed. Sadly, the idea fell through due to the rising cost of coffins.
I too enjoy fingering my cosmic butthole before diner. But I still hate Nazis.
Its true, my mayonnaise sex jar was a hand me down from a multi-billion dollar venture between NASA and PROBEE (Public Racey Offworld Beings Extraterrestrial Exploration). Elon is still mad that Xenu of Planet nine gave the jar to me for privatisation. And privatised it I have ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Does it have amazing Mexican food, margaritas and Buc-ees? Cus if so I'm visiting.
Totally not okay.
YOUWILLSPEAKNOMORE LOFTHEORBS! https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1MjRyem94ODlhM2hybGFoZjZqOWg5azR2NWM4anU5Nms3bHQ1M2p3eCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/nWUpWVZBTOwmI/200w.webp
In my basement.
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It is in no way my fault. There is shortness of orbs. There is no orbs here. My house can not fit six thousand and sixty three orbs. Orbs are not my thing. I have no orbs. I don't even know what orbs for. Please stop asking where orbs are and if I have them. Thanks.
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Well done 👏
No, I'm in the mayonnaise jar ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I will never surrender my mayonnaise to a so called expert. Authority be damned.
What a stupid questions. My anus can accommodate both ranch an bluecheese, lord. Bring thy bread, and my squats will deliver sauce onto you.
I would reccomend dentists trust income from blowjobs or feet pics more than assuming an insurance will cover the costs of care.
I hate you and would boil myself in acid if it saw you inconvenienced >:[
This would never have happened if mother nature just allowed us to lick our own buttholes. https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1cXd3aWs4cHhkMTdyZjN3MG85dHFkcDB5dHFsdGNsMHFiNjhndjJ5eiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/sLkIthus9lEwoe7PRx/200w.webp
I'll take them! Hello Saudi I have somthing you want but it's gonna cost you.... that' right all the camels 🐫
Well, as an Argentine, I can safety say that Trump is the best Argentine president we have ever had (i am being very facetious here).
I bet I could do this forst try.
That's really odd, as I have murdered a number of people in Maryland using my flamethrower and no one has ever said a word to me about it being illegal 😳
For sure it was a better place.
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ejJiMXpwa205eTZ1OW53MzAxOWZvZTVodjdvbXhpdTduYTl6ZzY2cCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/rtIPyPZudTXwY/200w.webp
It's like the film Top Gun is a joke to you.
You rolled 50 so you ended up in the South. Its not too bad though as you live near a Bucees.
Cus you a snack.
Also yes.
Yes.
I don't understand why we don't just nuke them everytime there is a shark attack.
And the helicopter guns efficiency....
Yes, I was close to making it mandatory that all ICE applicants had to pass my gun safety class. The class consisted of me chasing them with a helicopter gun in the new White House ballroom. Only those who survived could be employed. Sadly, the idea fell through due to the rising cost of coffins.
I too enjoy fingering my cosmic butthole before diner. But I still hate Nazis.
Its true, my mayonnaise sex jar was a hand me down from a multi-billion dollar venture between NASA and PROBEE (Public Racey Offworld Beings Extraterrestrial Exploration). Elon is still mad that Xenu of Planet nine gave the jar to me for privatisation. And privatised it I have ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Does it have amazing Mexican food, margaritas and Buc-ees? Cus if so I'm visiting.
Totally not okay.
YOUWILLSPEAKNOMORE LOFTHEORBS! https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1MjRyem94ODlhM2hybGFoZjZqOWg5azR2NWM4anU5Nms3bHQ1M2p3eCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/nWUpWVZBTOwmI/200w.webp
In my basement.
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1NWEyanJoZ2hoZjd3ZGxwcGdhaTlnYnlscXR6aXR3c2hzOXdsMDd0ZiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/fXnRObM8Q0RkOmR5nf/200w.webp
It is in no way my fault. There is shortness of orbs. There is no orbs here. My house can not fit six thousand and sixty three orbs. Orbs are not my thing. I have no orbs. I don't even know what orbs for. Please stop asking where orbs are and if I have them. Thanks.
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1d2szZjZsbXd2a2FibjljODIxZWdsczI3OXJyeW54eTNhazF0cWt4ZSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/xjlC6nomocZhVXuZgM/200w.webp