RedStarVidal

59949 pts · July 23, 2013


I'm sorry for whatever I have done to bring you here :/

Well done 👏

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No, I'm in the mayonnaise jar ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I will never surrender my mayonnaise to a so called expert. Authority be damned.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What a stupid questions. My anus can accommodate both ranch an bluecheese, lord. Bring thy bread, and my squats will deliver sauce onto you.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

I would reccomend dentists trust income from blowjobs or feet pics more than assuming an insurance will cover the costs of care.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I hate you and would boil myself in acid if it saw you inconvenienced >:[

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'll take them! Hello Saudi I have somthing you want but it's gonna cost you.... that' right all the camels 🐫

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well, as an Argentine, I can safety say that Trump is the best Argentine president we have ever had (i am being very facetious here).

5 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I bet I could do this forst try.

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's really odd, as I have murdered a number of people in Maryland using my flamethrower and no one has ever said a word to me about it being illegal 😳

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

For sure it was a better place.

7 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

It's like the film Top Gun is a joke to you.

7 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

You rolled 50 so you ended up in the South. Its not too bad though as you live near a Bucees.

7 months ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

Cus you a snack.

7 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Also yes.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes.

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I don't understand why we don't just nuke them everytime there is a shark attack.

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

And the helicopter guns efficiency....

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes, I was close to making it mandatory that all ICE applicants had to pass my gun safety class. The class consisted of me chasing them with a helicopter gun in the new White House ballroom. Only those who survived could be employed. Sadly, the idea fell through due to the rising cost of coffins.

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I too enjoy fingering my cosmic butthole before diner. But I still hate Nazis.

8 months ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 3

Its true, my mayonnaise sex jar was a hand me down from a multi-billion dollar venture between NASA and PROBEE (Public Racey Offworld Beings Extraterrestrial Exploration). Elon is still mad that Xenu of Planet nine gave the jar to me for privatisation. And privatised it I have ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

8 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Does it have amazing Mexican food, margaritas and Buc-ees? Cus if so I'm visiting.

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Totally not okay.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 7

In my basement.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It is in no way my fault. There is shortness of orbs. There is no orbs here. My house can not fit six thousand and sixty three orbs. Orbs are not my thing. I have no orbs. I don't even know what orbs for. Please stop asking where orbs are and if I have them. Thanks.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0