Redday001

335 pts · December 25, 2015


humm wannabe lurker

For me it’s a dreadful sense that something bad will happen while I am asleep, so I have to take a really powerful sleeping med sometimes just to go to sleep.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Get a different job

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Twice a day workouts are for extreme athletes, you only have to go to the gym 3-4 times a week with a a good diet, and good diets aren’t expensive they just are boring and require time

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What you see when she puts you in the friendzone

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol at least you know who the real master is

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ive seen this to!!! i mean ive been to the maryland ponies

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

hah! stranget in a strange land, everyone should read this!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"supposed"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

uhhhkay?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

uhhhhh four people are a fire team, uhkay.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

You really didn't see that coming? Isn't the song supposed to represent your own mother, Soo why are you surprised.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I love you.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cannot believe i misspelled wonderful. Gosh darn these sausage fingers

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your destined for a wondeful long term relationship, if you love yourself enough to enjoy your own company. Not joking at all

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I absolutely love it when i break down in pets mart and my wife has to walk me out of my own hell.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yea because, feeling hot and having my heart beat in my chest like its going to explode and sweating like its 130 around me is just so fun.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am high enough for this to work.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Most people suffering from depression hide it, extremely well. They are often known to be very giving and kind.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Still feels like i was just there. Its been so many years.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How is this funny? Like, that's terrible. I am so sorry.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This totally happened to my cat last night. I am dying

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In the kindest way possibe because you're very skilled. No matter what you do to that "wand" it still looks like a dildo.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Omg you guys are like the most badass looking couple.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Officially disapionted ,

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well I knew that snake was my own sweet dad From a worn-out picture that my mother'd had, And I knew that scar on his cheek and his evil eye

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's going for distance, he's going for speed....

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Haha

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Turns out the first one about pupils dilating is true

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My SO and i both have a mental illnes, and its funny cause she can tolerate mine, and she learns how to help me. And i help her in kind

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0