536122 pts ยท February 6, 2022
your downvotes only makes me happier!
dear mrs. clause. please step on me. grind your heel if you could please... /s
now this is a new meme format i can get behind
i swear that cheetas were once domesticated or partially domesticated by ancient peoples.
shut up the goths have sacked rome!
AI is a shuffle machine. so does it not take CP to make CP?
what in the ever loving fuck is going on...
and i guess needed to pay our bills and eat are woke now too?
when i left i drove less than two minutes down the road and came across a cop in a car. it was not empty. i saw the guy. i was fucking pissed.
so one time my vehicle got broken into. i called the police to make a report and they refused to come out. i had given them my location and was arguing with them to come. they just kept telling me to go home. when a guy walked up and robbed me at gun point. i was on the phone with them still and they could hear everything. i was even saying things like i cant believe im getting robbed. they even confirmed it with me after that they could. they still didnt send anyone out during an active crime.
to be fair gran gran is a bad ass
lol wow my brain read that and went... that would be a fuck all amazing zinger to call someone an idiot with at an art gallery.
i grew up working on my grand parents farm. we hired immigrants for labor all the time. i dont understand why people are so anti immigrant now. its crazy. they are not bad people. and i never understood why people always seemed to look down on farmers and field hands. we grow your food. we keep civilization going. we keep you alive. its not a profession for idiots. it takes a lot of knowledge, experience and planning to run a successful farm and thats before you get to the hard labor.
anyone remember that asshole who duct taped a banana to a canvas and all these other assholes stood around and acted like it was the height of art?.... yeah...
she can crotch floss with her own hair!
this feels like a game where you remove more and more of the shoe bottoms to see how long they can stand.
they did the same thing to us for columbia and 9/11... weird just watching people die and then be all like hey lets go to lunch or w/e
anyone got a gif of the Futurama eyephone install scene? the dude with the mallet and the spikes that go in the brain? yeah...
staro approves! also am i the only one who imagines like hundreds of little suction cup sounds popping as it moves?
lol yup
do you want the tiberium wars? because that is how you get the tiberium wars
but elon needs it for his rocket ship dick measuring contest!!!! /s
he needs them to break up the suit. otherwise its a dude in a red gimp suit
how can i eat a sandwich with no mayo?!?!?
i have ADD i cannot lock the fuck in. i can do the exact opposite of locking the fuck in. the most locked the fuck in i can get is locking the fuck in on everything and thus i lock the fuck in on nothing! that is the most locked the fuck in i can get. also my locked the fuck in comes with friendly fire. WEEEEEEEEE!!!!
derp... in fact lol i meant in fact!!!
he actually was in face impaled. on a spear...
for when you have to give a gift to that annoying little dick head cousin of yours. so you give the gift of trauma
that cats eye be twitchen. lol. i can practically hear him screaming at her to go get a husband or something already. lol
your downvotes only makes me happier!
dear mrs. clause. please step on me. grind your heel if you could please... /s
now this is a new meme format i can get behind
i swear that cheetas were once domesticated or partially domesticated by ancient peoples.
shut up the goths have sacked rome!
AI is a shuffle machine. so does it not take CP to make CP?
what in the ever loving fuck is going on...
and i guess needed to pay our bills and eat are woke now too?
when i left i drove less than two minutes down the road and came across a cop in a car. it was not empty. i saw the guy. i was fucking pissed.
so one time my vehicle got broken into. i called the police to make a report and they refused to come out. i had given them my location and was arguing with them to come. they just kept telling me to go home. when a guy walked up and robbed me at gun point. i was on the phone with them still and they could hear everything. i was even saying things like i cant believe im getting robbed. they even confirmed it with me after that they could. they still didnt send anyone out during an active crime.
to be fair gran gran is a bad ass
lol wow my brain read that and went... that would be a fuck all amazing zinger to call someone an idiot with at an art gallery.
i grew up working on my grand parents farm. we hired immigrants for labor all the time. i dont understand why people are so anti immigrant now. its crazy. they are not bad people. and i never understood why people always seemed to look down on farmers and field hands. we grow your food. we keep civilization going. we keep you alive. its not a profession for idiots. it takes a lot of knowledge, experience and planning to run a successful farm and thats before you get to the hard labor.
anyone remember that asshole who duct taped a banana to a canvas and all these other assholes stood around and acted like it was the height of art?.... yeah...
she can crotch floss with her own hair!
this feels like a game where you remove more and more of the shoe bottoms to see how long they can stand.
they did the same thing to us for columbia and 9/11... weird just watching people die and then be all like hey lets go to lunch or w/e
anyone got a gif of the Futurama eyephone install scene? the dude with the mallet and the spikes that go in the brain? yeah...
staro approves! also am i the only one who imagines like hundreds of little suction cup sounds popping as it moves?
lol yup
do you want the tiberium wars? because that is how you get the tiberium wars
but elon needs it for his rocket ship dick measuring contest!!!! /s
he needs them to break up the suit. otherwise its a dude in a red gimp suit
how can i eat a sandwich with no mayo?!?!?
i have ADD i cannot lock the fuck in. i can do the exact opposite of locking the fuck in. the most locked the fuck in i can get is locking the fuck in on everything and thus i lock the fuck in on nothing! that is the most locked the fuck in i can get. also my locked the fuck in comes with friendly fire. WEEEEEEEEE!!!!
derp... in fact lol i meant in fact!!!
he actually was in face impaled. on a spear...
for when you have to give a gift to that annoying little dick head cousin of yours. so you give the gift of trauma
that cats eye be twitchen. lol. i can practically hear him screaming at her to go get a husband or something already. lol