RegBently

15033 pts ยท November 27, 2012


I know that Alexander Hamilton is here and he would rather not have this debate. I'll remind you that he is NOT Secretary of State

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

....France.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

We signed a treaty with a King whose head is now in a basket, Would you like to take it out and ask it?

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Now I can have milk every day!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you. I wasn't getting that one at all. "Cork on the Cove...what?"

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Entangle me not, Webb!

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Jessica Pearson is a fucking boss.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Remain Indoors!

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I saw a Trinity Knot once. My first thought was "Why is his tie on backwards?"

12 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

The Soviets had the manpower, the U.S. the industry and the UK were the only ones holding on in 1940 so...everyone?

12 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 8

We have a sabre-toothed tiger in boxes but we can't fit it in the museum as the floor collapsed and we never fixed it. Good ol' Ireland.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey, I wrote this! And made that gif! And now it's on imgur! Oooh.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's no better way to tell a story than with DonGlover

12 years ago | Likes 1651 Dislikes 9

Are those the keys to a SPACESHIP?!

12 years ago | Likes 2381 Dislikes 10

Abso-fucking-lutely.

12 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

One of the few words that can be put in the middle of words and still make un-fucking-believable sense

12 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 0

Iron helps us play!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We had Eddie Izzard on Saturday, I was rather happy.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Or maybe midgets

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hey Imgur, did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?

12 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

"N-nn-n..." "Noticeably? I'll say"

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Uhh....Fifty...six?

12 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Still no luck catchin' them tortoises then?

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

And when a women says something's not funny, you better not laugh your ass off

12 years ago | Likes 245 Dislikes 5

Wait a minute, you ain't made of Tuesday

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And you just spend the rest of the flight feeding it rashers

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

None of the things mentioned in that article have anything to do with why Pluto isn't a planet.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yep. Digestion is super icky, and an inspiring piece of natural evolution. Cognitive dissonance is a wonderful thing.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It is. It's icky, squishy and disgusting. It's also a marvel of biology and awesome feat of evolution. It can be both.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Being one does not preclude becoming the other.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2