ReliteTheFires

13475 pts ยท December 17, 2011


welcome to this planet. take a seat over there.

Do not fear the man who trains 10,000 punched once. Fear the man who trains one punch 10,000 times.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Anybody remember La-a?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If Wuhan is the source of multiple diseases, do you think they are developing them there in a hidden lab or something but it got out?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 7

What about second names?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If all smoke entering the jar is accounted then it is assumed that all inhaled smoke ends up in the lungs.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Watch my dead light,hey my dead lights are up here!"

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

If you EVER get an electric shock or somebody else gets one near you, CHECK FOR A HEARTBEAT!!!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Reminds me of a post about centaurs having six limbs, so its an insect.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

gets asked "how's the weather up there". spits down on their head. "its raining!"

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They do reboots to renew copyrights.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You may also want to stop the reason why it needs launching.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

a axolotl? don't you mean a pokemon?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I used to have freckles. But now my hair isnt so red anym,!!! Wait a minute!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That was beautiful.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Electrical shock damages your heart permanently. If you get shocked get checked out as the damage may not be apparent.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Any body remember the WOW signal? Was that ever resolved?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ALWAYS CHECK FOR A HEART BEAT EVEN IF THEY SEEM FINE!!! It may have stopped but oxigen in the brain didnt run out yet.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

thank god holland is only a proivince of the netherlands.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

i have seen one where the cable drums alone are ach 2,5 meters tall, and four of them spun around. the machine was about 25 meters tall.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Somebody call Captain Disillusion!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He has a plant, and it lives! You're a better person than me.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

on that last image, i dont know if its my monitor or graphics. but when scrolling down i see a lighter edge appear on the legs at the skirt

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The lone orca's are killer whales. The orca's in groups (pods) are friendly.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Buy one milk, if eggs, buy six. So 1 + 6 = 7 milk, or did i mess up the code again?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you can do that than you can also bite off your own fingers. Just follow safety rules and you will be alright.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like one of those oldy-timey microphones.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like there isnt enough reentry heat! Keep those engines burning pro-grade!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0