When i get into a bar and the barkeeper says he's closing...

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Si, Si, no entiendo español, cabrón!

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MRW i looked out of my window last night at 3:32 AM to see if my sprinkler is working

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As the Germans would say: "Overcome your inner Pigdog!"

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Whats worse than ISIS?

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I might be a Vulcan

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Awfully specific target group

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Hey Dan!

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When they yell "Will the real Slim Shady please stand up!" and i'm about to get up

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When there's something strange in the neighbourhood

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Everyone seems to be a Gorilla expert

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It's a lone shark

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Greeks be like

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When feeling down: Just imagine being a pomelo in the mountains (OC)

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Can someone put an upvote in his hand?

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MRW i watch the 1st episode and i immediately know i'm gonna watch the whole series

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Ideas I get when I'm drunk

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A piece of wisdom from a sage monkey

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Obi Wham!

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MRW i sit in a friends house and somepne shows up that i don't know

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