RetroBlast

619847 pts ยท October 10, 2015


Bad puns and grammar jokes are my thing. Yes, I'm a stay-at-home dad. Why do you ask?

A human being is a human being, with all the rights assigned to a human being. Period.

1 year ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 1

It's my only way to keep in touch with extended family. I don't check it often, and when I do I use the web site instead of the app.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mildly unsettling. Perfect.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Wenidsday" - I like that.

1 year ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

I haven't heard a positive story about him yet from anyone he's worked with.

1 year ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

"I'm gonna CHOMP you!" - Kitty

1 year ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Actually, that's Trump's M.O. - see Mike Lindell, Rudy Giuliani, etc.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ok, Boomer. ;) (Actually, I'm Gen X, I remember this well.)

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Between a rock and a...well, a vast drop off. They chose wisely.

1 year ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

That shrimp's a real shrimp! Um...

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Crab gets protection, Anemone gets Uber service to the food buffet. Win-Win!

1 year ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 1

Florida. 'Enuf said.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

They all look...Thrilled. Overjoyed. Happy.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Flattery, Bribery, Loyalty - the three cornerstones of being a Trump Sycophant.

1 year ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 1

"You have my complete and undivided attention."

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I believe the fast track to atheism is reading the Bible. I've read it three times all the way through. It's a big part of our culture, a big part of our history. I don't just read things I agree with. -- Penn Jillette

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Those are some incredibly tolerant cats.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Sloth Reflexes

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It's weird how well this GIF matches any music you listen to...

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The Hadron Collider, Feline Version

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Stupid sexy meatcubes...

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

That was an appropriate response. A+ shot!

1 year ago | Likes 120 Dislikes 1

That's the "TikTok Field" - it controls all vertically oriented video, for better or worse...

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And some important life lessons were taught that day...

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He's definitely a Chief Wahoo.

1 year ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

"The warmz - I have them all!"

1 year ago | Likes 117 Dislikes 0

My knees still remember the feeling of the rubber "knee pad" lining in Tough Skins.

1 year ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

The more he tries to change the subject, the angrier his MAGAts get!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0