I tried to make brownies for him today, but I fucked those up too...
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Yay for spring....
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My old reliable broke this morning :(
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Cause I live in a testament to man's hubris
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I mean, I guess if you have to ask, do it this way
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I'm here to eat greasy food and get fat, not find a mate!!
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But I'm gonna keep doing it...
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Bored and spent too long on this
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I would like to present the STUPIDEST ARGUMENT EVER
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BSOD every time I restart after updating...
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To the surprise of no one
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Hey imgur! Fuck yourself :D
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I know it's not really her fault, but...
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I'm not used to working meals into my schedule...
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I may have a problem
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Hotel Info & Stories Pt 2
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Huge clarification in the description
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I did this!
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It's the little things...
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Still hasn't realized he's out of my league
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Doot
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Me as a northerner living in the south when 100+ accidents are reported after a tiny amount of freezing drizzle
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Not even drunk, just lazy
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Not doing anything this holiday...
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If it's not one thing...
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Ya'll are thirsty
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It's not like they seem to be together or anything...
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Coworker bailed during her shift, it's 'my fault'...
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My old pair broke over a year ago...
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Fuck you brain
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This is the stupidest fucking shit
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'Cause dicks
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Just a bit bored
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I don't regret it, but...
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Every time I get a shot/blood draw...
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MRW I see the path to my apartment covered in spiderwebs
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GODDAMMIT 2016
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YOU DENSE MOTHERFUCKERS
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I drew a thing
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Don't be this fucking person
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You have to be a tiny -person-
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Not in the modern age
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I work in a hotel...
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Should be common sense, and yet...
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For once I'm not stressing...
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I'm beginning to suspect this is a crock of shit...
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I'd actually like an opinion on this
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Hashimoto's + Depression = woops my last meal was 3 days ago
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-shrug-
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Grow up
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First painting in a long time
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This is progress for me
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And it brings the chances of my car getting stolen way down...
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If I had a nickel for everyone I knew who moved to NYC...
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Warning: Math ahead
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Lost and Found is the worst part of my job
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And not because of who may or may not be elected...
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MRW it's Thursday night and I still don't have my schedule for next week...
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