Cake Day: The tree that watches me on my way to work.

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912

It’s got what algae crave!

31

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If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

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736

Surely there are dumber timelines… right?

8

8

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Al

28

16

894

Now, you listen to me! I don't like you! I never liked you!

13

1

798

The Pale Blue Dot

19

2

669

100% Chance of Snowflakes

698

40

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Working overtime.

29

1

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Ayatoldyaso

32

4

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Nuclear Sub

74

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500

All Hallows’ Teeth

24

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803

Stand with Haitians - Columbus

34

4

668

For later use

25

6

817

Greetings from the front lines

5

4

505

At this time of year, at this time of day, at this part of the country?..

9

10

551

Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.

4

1

283

Never-ending soup or salad and sport coats.

17

1

1657

No matter how hard you try, you can’t stop us now.

1013

33

26627

For later use.

39

12

1055

Football

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1

483

Jam another dragon down the hole

23

0

184

Odysseus has a new home!

17

5

1231

Grab him by the TACO

1

3

153

Can’t I just bet that all the horses will have a fun time?

558

7

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New puppy needs a name.

59

32

3102

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26

3

439

Team Pine Cone

332

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Xeno-MOC

12

0

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54

8

657

Sunlight Is the Best Disinfectant

28

6

557

Elmer Stewart Rhodes

4

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492

March Forth

24

2

525

Frick

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33

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Truly, the dumbest timeline.

14

1

365

I’m doing my part

29

2

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She's got it where it counts, kid.

1079

101

56146

A hole, in all its glory!

16

0

925

Score one for the good guys

44

8

1173

Nice

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0

669

I’m tired boss

2510

74

39264

For later use.

-5

3

209

Feels So Good

-3

5

385

For later use

39

3

702

Shitpost Troopers

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19

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702

She's got it where it counts, kid.

25

10

1266

Breakfast of Champions - Kurt Vonnegut

27

4

1387

Faux News

61

3

1387

The cruelty is the point

5

3

405

Jesus take the wheel

14

0

205

Slower You Nut

1

0

261

P Spoopy

20

1

1472

It doesn’t take a nucular scientist to pronounce foilage

55

13

1805

Have to how a post with post for image

10

9

622

You Keep Using That Word, I Do Not Think It Means What You Think It Means.

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Not to scale

3

3

396

Don’t count the days. Make the days count.

24

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