OP - Beholder of the Dirtiest of Dickbeaters
You see Doggo, if you balance tennis ball on head, we get treats. So balance tennis ball on head.
Having trouble putting hair on your chest? Just read this phrase once a day and you'll have a man-carpet in no time!
MRW when I realize that because of the change in Cuban relations I can now go get a cockmeat sandwich again
Just started watching Game of Thrones, I see what you all have been on about, this guy is a twat.
Oh you wacky vegans, what will you think of next!!!
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GSD's, turning hardwood into carpet since 1834.
"Follow Me"
I was never a fan of Benicio del Toro, but holy hell is he bad ass and one of the best characters ever in Sicario.
Nothing says 'My parents are tired of wasting money on me' quite like a pizza delivery car topper on a new(ish) Camaro.
Screengrab of the new Eskimo Star Wars remake; Obear-Wan Kenobi takes on Darth Polar
Flying dump
Tom Brady Kryptonite: Tom Caughlin
OSHA approved use of 4 million dollars worth of text books.
It's the little victories..
"Team Skylark never backs down from a jerkoff!"
Tiger in the streets but Golden in the sheets
Hey you usersub LNI weirdos!
Quick, while the humans are asleep, upvote delicious, delicious zebra
If it looks stupid but works, it ain't stupid
Welp, guess my running route is taking a different path from now on.
When Hillary calls half of Trump supporters deplorable
Even our upside down brethren are getting in on our fiasco
The 'Your mommas so fat' punchline of the aircraft world. (But seriously, this is pretty cool.)
I'm so proud of him, he was so nervous getting his photo taken with the president today, but he pulled if off like a champ.
My wife and I after the dog got in the trash and hasn't stopped puking for 12 hours
When the wife comes home after a 10 day work trip
Two of my favorite things, Vegans and Peta
Labrador isn't just a province in Canada, it's a place in my heart.
It's only one person but the Dilbert creator is showing that actions have consequences.
Now that the humans are asleep, upvote the greatest cuisine and spirits in the universe
Repost so all can see what real friends are
Roll out over the top, TP should roll
I don't always read the comments, but when I do I...
Parrot posts in usersub on July 30th
Browsing Imgur for months and coming across 29July
Realizing I got chocolate chip cookies in the kitchen
Usersub is painful right now, here's Tom Hanks for you warriors having to downvote all the crap
When you NEED to shitpost but it's 29 July
When it's late at night and the shitposters start posting thinking all the usersub vikings have gone to bed
Leaked North Korean nuclear missile program footage
When someone makes a post about getting to the front page
In light of the recent Apple hatred...
Arresting cable snaps, pilots get lifetime supply of poon
...and Florida Man.
Seeing French Fry pick your brother on the Bachelorette
You guys are all about that BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT; my brother was a fire control officer in the Navy so I've always been a Tomahawk guy
Dear refrigerator designers, Thank you for labelling the temperature knob 1 through 7 and not cooler through warmer. v/r, Mr. Bobby