12451 pts · June 26, 2015
Im a grown-ass man looking for funny or interesting things on the interwebz. One day, I might post something.
Sexy-time for the gators
"Mama says that (lions) are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush"
Pet them you monster!
How many refrigerators is that?
That's really on the nose.
How rude of that surfer to fight that shark while it was competing.
The warship? /s
How apropos. The Mouth of Sauron is perfectly analogous.
Yeah but whats the bands name that would play "two-handed tapping marble slide post-rock ambient space-music genre"? My guess is : Moebius Flotsam
ᴵ ᵃᵐ ᵗʰᵉ ⁿᶦᵍʰᵗ
Look at the bones!!!
There. (pointing)
Non-slip, steel-toed, safety boots required by law.
BILF
well did the truck win the race?
Im just surprised that the thought that anyone else will actually end up in jail at this point. Id love to see justice served for all, but confidence is low right now.
Why do you say Kristi is going to jail? Id like to know the situation.
Percussive Piano playing hits different
"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity"
I feel sad that my initial reaction was to "assumed" it was an actual , ignorant a-hole being an intolerant moron. It fits a pattern so perfectly that I missed the sarcasm. How far we have fallen...
I need a magic fairy to hand out Aleve to me.
#1 Did I miss a happening, or is this solely a reference to the movie?
Samson?
I can get behind this kind of thing.
According to some military analysis its supposed to confuse image-matching. *shrug* maybe bombers just want a weighted blanket for comfort.
Sexy-time for the gators
"Mama says that (lions) are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush"
Pet them you monster!
How many refrigerators is that?
How rude of that surfer to fight that shark while it was competing.
The warship? /s
How apropos. The Mouth of Sauron is perfectly analogous.
Yeah but whats the bands name that would play "two-handed tapping marble slide post-rock ambient space-music genre"? My guess is : Moebius Flotsam
ᴵ ᵃᵐ ᵗʰᵉ ⁿᶦᵍʰᵗ
Look at the bones!!!
There. (pointing)
Non-slip, steel-toed, safety boots required by law.
BILF
well did the truck win the race?
Im just surprised that the thought that anyone else will actually end up in jail at this point. Id love to see justice served for all, but confidence is low right now.
Why do you say Kristi is going to jail? Id like to know the situation.
Percussive Piano playing hits different
"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity"
I feel sad that my initial reaction was to "assumed" it was an actual , ignorant a-hole being an intolerant moron. It fits a pattern so perfectly that I missed the sarcasm. How far we have fallen...
I need a magic fairy to hand out Aleve to me.
#1 Did I miss a happening, or is this solely a reference to the movie?
Samson?
I can get behind this kind of thing.
According to some military analysis its supposed to confuse image-matching. *shrug* maybe bombers just want a weighted blanket for comfort.