3053 pts ยท December 22, 2016
Hey! I'm an Aussie guy with a beautiful wife, three gorgeous daughters, and a passion for Oxford commas.
What kind of soup is this?
Black?
He aint no crybaby, get those tissues out of here!
This is why we wear helmets!
Oui out killed me
This was absolutely beautiful. Well done!
This is such a cool theory, I can definitely see it
And then he was forced to drink orange juice.
Woah, I've never even seen -10 where I live, except in the walk in freezer at work
Whenever I read American temps I freak out for a second that the atmosphere must be burning there, then I remember you have Fahrenheit
I've already planned to buy an electric mixing fan but that sounds a little cheaper
Interesting, and that works well?
If it has to be hot I much prefer the dry heat, feeling bad for you
What's a swamp cooler? I've literally never heard of that before
I'm a poor motherfucker which = no AC :(
*dank alley
Going out on a limb here but I think that's not really you
On #5 I don't normally like duck face but there's something about this one...
Ha!
So... Doggy style or?
Invincible!
Upvoting because dabbing IS dumb, downvoting because that's not an unpopular opinion
Just letting you know I was your 1000th upvote!
Those subtle bastards at the golf ball advertising department are at it again. Put the golf balls first? Yeah right.
Did jew read the instructions reich?
The C-List Star Wars
Favouriteing so every time I'm about to post something I can check it against this.
I don't understand why some people resort to this. 5/5 Stars for your story. I'd love to hear that ho tell her side, bet it's crazy
Oh my gosh, what a fantastic sounding feast! That all must take a long time to prepare but it definitely sounds worth it.
Upvoting for that happy little smile
What kind of soup is this?
Black?
He aint no crybaby, get those tissues out of here!
This is why we wear helmets!
Oui out killed me
This was absolutely beautiful. Well done!
This is such a cool theory, I can definitely see it
And then he was forced to drink orange juice.
Woah, I've never even seen -10 where I live, except in the walk in freezer at work
Whenever I read American temps I freak out for a second that the atmosphere must be burning there, then I remember you have Fahrenheit
I've already planned to buy an electric mixing fan but that sounds a little cheaper
Interesting, and that works well?
If it has to be hot I much prefer the dry heat, feeling bad for you
What's a swamp cooler? I've literally never heard of that before
I'm a poor motherfucker which = no AC :(
*dank alley
Going out on a limb here but I think that's not really you
On #5 I don't normally like duck face but there's something about this one...
Ha!
So... Doggy style or?
Invincible!
Upvoting because dabbing IS dumb, downvoting because that's not an unpopular opinion
Just letting you know I was your 1000th upvote!
Those subtle bastards at the golf ball advertising department are at it again. Put the golf balls first? Yeah right.
Did jew read the instructions reich?
The C-List Star Wars
Favouriteing so every time I'm about to post something I can check it against this.
I don't understand why some people resort to this. 5/5 Stars for your story. I'd love to hear that ho tell her side, bet it's crazy
Oh my gosh, what a fantastic sounding feast! That all must take a long time to prepare but it definitely sounds worth it.
Upvoting for that happy little smile