Dead but still trying to kill me.
Somebody shared an old ad on Facebook.
If you’re not drinking Whiskey out of the same mug you drank Hot Chocolate out of as a child...
This is the inside of a nozzle of a Tea dispenser at a high-volume branch of a popular fast food restaurant.
This is the best picture I’ve ever taken.
$1675/mo No pets
My girlfriend and I made a collage today.
Don’t talk to me or my pupper ever again.
Anything run by the Government.
Life as a delivery driver
All hail.
Fried chicken as fiery explosions.
Don’t talk to me or my daughter ever again.
I’m pissed.
Official US policy on mass shootings.
I lost weight.
My best friend brought his new dog over.
My boss was eating this for breakfast.
The most arbitrary speed limit ever.
Kenosha, Wi. So I’m assuming it was alcohol related.
Who else has battle scars from school years?
At 10:00 this morning, the biggest heart ever stopped beating.
Look! It’s the Russians!
Cure for an overlooked burger?
How my dog looks at me when I smoke weed.
Is my Wisconsin showing?
We had to make the call, at 10:00am tomorrow, my best friend is leaving the planet.
Owner of a local used car lot posted this today.
DONT SMOKE IN YOUR HOUSE.
My favorite day of the year.
Living in Wisconsin like
MMMmmmm.... Jokes.
Any Port In A Storm
Been hoarding money for security deposit/first months rent on the new apartment.
No fucks given
Sometimes you see something on the internet and have to do it in real life.
The most expensive gas station Cinnamon Roll ever.
Car door:1 Me:0
My cats reflection makes it look like he's an ex-con putting all his old homies on blast on A&E
If you cut my heart into three pieces, those pieces would be named
The thirst is real.
“Hey, smell this.”
I don't trust this "Davie"
Moms Birthday Gift vs. Dads
Alex Jones one weakness.
We call her Dorothy “Da Plug”
I get to spend the day with this crazy girl tomorrow.
Wicked lightning over Wisconsin A month or so back.
Maggie 12/10. Rambunctious but just wants you to throw the ball.
My favorite shirt.
I put the coffee table on the couch to prevent the dog from licking it all day.
Does anyone else’s cat sleep with their nose in their water dish?
This upsets me.
These Skyrim mods are really getting out of hand.
I could live to be 1000
The Ice Queen
My bacons keeper
Sass
This is my dogs idea of "cuddling."