RiderDernhelm

5977 pts ยท August 9, 2012


Hi y'all. I'm a 30 y/o international History teacher.

Ah!! Hi Cesca!!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm using almost all of these as starter funny pics in my classes this year. it's been decided.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My middle name is Caitlyn. I'm very protective of my name...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

yep

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"You can't name a planet Bob!" "Nobody said you had to live on Bob"

11 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

H-AND EYYYYEEEEEEEEeEEEE

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I read this and then IMMEDIATELY heard in my head, "Whatchu need fuckin rope for man?!"

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or you could be me: move into apartment with no pets, have friend drive my indoor only cat up a week later, never get caught or have to pay

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

anyone who has line or whatsapp should text/bother me.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Guys. I just realized I'll be at a fancy tropical island resort with my parents on Valentine's Day...I'm 25. oh god am I painfully single.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

LOL

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

but it helped me stop actually biting the nails. It's been 2 years but I've mostly stopped biting my real nails and can paint them pretty!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

whenever I did. Eventually my real nails would grow out under the fake ones and I'd start painting those. I'd bite off the nail polish, 2/3

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I started painting and using those glue on fake nails you can buy from like walgreens. I'd bite the shit outta those but reapply them 1/2

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

google search on school computer pulls up random shit. gets the job done tho.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

commenting because IMMA FUCKING DO THIS. IM A LADY. I GOT SKILLS. *grumblegrumble*

11 years ago | Likes 90 Dislikes 1

I'm a teacher and my students have "free reading time" and I can't stop crying and snorting and laughing and crying. omg imma pee.

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

For some reason my brain skipped over the V since it was at the beginning of the sentence and I could not understand wtf OLDEMORT was...

11 years ago | Likes 84 Dislikes 2

BEST charlie gif. <3

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ahh! I'm a teacher in thailand too!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Okay, so I have that mark. I've known about that mark. And I never knew why I had it. HOW HAVE I NEVER PUT THIS TOGETHER.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Yeah I can't donate either because I was born in France and lived there from 89 - 93. Have 0 +, could totally donate, not scared of needles

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plan an impromptu trip to Thailand? I'll pick you up! ...at the airport...if you want.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I FORGOT MY LAPTOP WAS PLUGGED INTO THE TV AND NOW I SERIOUSLY SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF THE CAT. I AM COVERED IN CLAW MARKS.THIS IS YOUR FAULT

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This reminds me of the powerpoint I made of this bitchy girl in high school who had one face and one pose for every photo. It had 250 slides

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ME TOO. no for real, and it's gotten worse since i've gotten on it. i've also moved to a hotter climate but i was in texas! still damn hot!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ME TOO WHAT THE HECK!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I would have completely agreed with you until I moved to thailand where the AC is only on when you're home and it's 95 degrees all the time

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

all I can think is "maybe the farts are the only thing that's comin' out?"

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0