MRW I feel slutty for banging two chicks in the same week
0
11
383
Elsbeth Tascioni
-6
8
394
Jesus is like, "Are you kidding me right now bro bros?"
4
7
286
MRW a nigga says I'm not turtley enough for the turtle club
9
10
431
For those with big weekend plans, you should know this
8
10
82
MRW I overhear my grandma saying I'm her most handsome grandchild
24
6
1499
MRW I see my wayward son
60
12
4
MRW some fool tries to smoke me for my 8 ball jacket
-3
2
4
When you see butthole on usersub but you click on it too late
0
5
1
How many people have done this before?
0
11
6
MRW I get a 4 day weekend
10
5
345
When they play my mixtape in Canada
-2
8
51
When you watch a TV show/play/movie and a character you like coughs into something and looks at it and sees blood
3
3
238
MRW it's been a while and I finish as soon as she touches it
28
9
181
MRW a girl asks me what I'm thinking about and I'm trying to play hard to get
6
4
7
MRW My mom calls me to thank me for the flowers I never sent for mother's day
16
7
232
The local police department when BLM decides to protest in town
58
9
885
Right after you say "Bloody Mary" 3 times in front of the bathroom mirror with only a candle as your light source
-4
1
288
Farrokh Bulsara on how to stop masturbating
1
2
7
MRW the vicodin kicks in
-3
3
6
Seriously, this isn't twitter...
21
13
68
MRW she closes her eyes and leans in for a Patriot Day kiss
-3
3
0
When you see a repost and you're like "hey, wait a second..."
28
4
184
MRW I find out they are out of bacon wrapped jalapeno poppers
5
4
302
MRW I tell Damien Darhk to go to hell and he replies that he'd rather bring hell to us
1
0
198
When my steak asks me how I like my women
11
7
3187
When he's about to suck it but you decide to fly away instead
3
1
110
It's all hot girls and fluffy animals
15
14
2131
MRW I see a Trump sticker on my coworker's car
5
13
3053
To be fair, I like everything Whedon does but this is a good show
2
26
80
MRW I make eye contact with a girl using the abductor at the gym
10
7
846
When you ask Sarah about favorites folders again
93
13
1892
HS is a bitch (Google at your own risk)
2
29
315
Anyone remember this episode of Buffy?
15
13
3492
Good Guy Greg in America
0
8
50
Nerdy roommate made pancakes that look like TARDIS from Stargate SG-1!
3840
141
137643
MRW I ask a friend to bring soda to my NYE party and he shows up with a 12 pack of Diet Mountain Dew
56
8
504
Unpopular Opinion Puffin UK Edition
-7
7
48
When your midget visits you in jail but you forgot to pay him for the week and you can't cut a check until you get out
-5
0
1852
$35 and a six pack to my name
4
7
96
When someone makes a Mexican joke and you're PC as fuck
10
4
2836
Selfie induced sadness
12
9
104
MFW I gotta get my 3 piece and kick some ass.
-2
1
338
Can a nigga get a table dance?
102
16
22721
World Star and Chill
-4
5
101
When they want OC but I just send a repost
-7
2
32
What happens when you play the brown note
-1
2
605
When you run around a corner with morning wood and they are serving free waffles down the hall.
3
2
194
My kids don't even know
11
11
62