672 pts · October 4, 2016
It's melting?!?
#teamzombie
Congratulations! Anyone else get a weird Illuminati vibe from the photo?
UCSF
Nude Seitan....
This is the real world equivalent of Sick Sad World from Daria
Dear God, a photo has never screamed, "please pay attention to me" more than the last 4 selfies posted.
Your mother must be so disappointed in you.
Low budget Vin Diesel?
This bothers me so much. The gay community is one of the least accepting and judgemental groups. Stop perpetuating it. Source: am gay.
More like King Floppy Dick. A dick that can't stay hard ain't worth it
It's so true though. Plus this même fits so well
I'm not sure what I expected... But it wasn't this
The handsome man is serving some Ninja Turtle realness
I hope, based upon your username, that you send people shark dick pics when nudes are requested
Who the fuck cares?
#3 is my literal hell
Oh god, you win. You are a braver person than I!
I did biology while I was there!
This is why I'm gay.
This is the American Dream.
What's your major?!
I went to college there!
It's melting?!?
#teamzombie
#teamzombie
#teamzombie
Congratulations! Anyone else get a weird Illuminati vibe from the photo?
UCSF
Nude Seitan....
This is the real world equivalent of Sick Sad World from Daria
Dear God, a photo has never screamed, "please pay attention to me" more than the last 4 selfies posted.
Your mother must be so disappointed in you.
Low budget Vin Diesel?
This bothers me so much. The gay community is one of the least accepting and judgemental groups. Stop perpetuating it. Source: am gay.
More like King Floppy Dick. A dick that can't stay hard ain't worth it
It's so true though. Plus this même fits so well
I'm not sure what I expected... But it wasn't this
The handsome man is serving some Ninja Turtle realness
I hope, based upon your username, that you send people shark dick pics when nudes are requested
Who the fuck cares?
#3 is my literal hell
Oh god, you win. You are a braver person than I!
I did biology while I was there!
This is why I'm gay.
This is the American Dream.
What's your major?!
I went to college there!