That's the last mother fuckin time I let Xzibit near my hot tub!
OP's moms vagina after I smash.
MRW I'm looking through my window but Dallas is covered in fog.
The family that needs to STAHP!
MRW I hate all of you.
Google is creepy and automatically made this gif of me grinding on someone's chair at work.
Another shot of Downtown LA during the storm. I took this picture. With my disposable camera.
This dad cut open a dead shark that washe up on a beach and helped birth 3 baby sharks. While he's cutting, he says "This is like a c section"
MRW I wake up and I'm in drag in a room full of people but then I for real wake up and I'm just in bed.
MRW I realize that it was a bad idea to make a sweater out of cat fur.
When you've already came but he asks you to eat it anyway and he's taking forever.
Here's a slap in the face to remind you how late you are on shopping for Christmas.
Am I doing this right?
Check Mate Jesus Believers.
I got the best wrap skills ever. Eminem be like woah bro too slow I like the way you lick the window. fuck your mother. Seriously though, how do you wrap a bottle of wine?
God damn Riddler is at it again.
A painting I made of Walter White
For when losing your phone just isn't enough. This item helps you lose your entire identity all at the same time!
MRW I'm walking through the living room and Homeward Bound II is on TV.
Is confession bear for stupidity?
I too cut a whole in a bear and fucked it. It also cut me. Get ready, kids!
America makes me sad sometimes. I love the things we act like we do, but really the same shit goes on. It's just harder to cover up so it looks like we care.
I get home and walk into this surprise from my boyfriend in our garage.
When I'm lying in bed and can't sleep because of the chain on my ceiling fan making a tick tock noise.
MRW girls ask if they look fat but mostly they are asking for attention.
Just got Cards Against Humanity for Christmas. This will go down as the greatest gift ever.
MFW I time travel and find out people actually like my Imgur posts in the future. But in the present I've been at it for 4 years and have less than 3k.
Just gonna paint these stairs as I walk up them.
"Send Immigrants ‘Back Across Ocean’ to Mexico"
I too found a rare lobster at work today.
Here's a Coke for Imgur. You guys deserve it!
Are we doing Christmas selfies again this year? Hey Imgur I'm drunk and going to work now!
Jamie Lannisters reaction when the kiss cam is on him and Cersie.
I have the strangest boner right now.
Does anyone remember Crystal Pepsi? Well this isn't it, it's water. It made me want Crystal Pepsi though.
I just got these headphones but I have this strange desire to eat them.
Dbear Ingut,, I broke tge cork. Pls Imgur I need more od tbis wine.
MRW I only have a 4 year Imgur trophy.
MRW I hear of all those poor people stuck on the highways in and around Buffalo.
I work at a concierge/personal assistant service. This is MRW a woman calls in and asks for assistance in finding a husband.
Oh... darn... I guess I'll hate everything because MY DICK IS TOO BIG!
Someone else made these. I stole them. Just reminding you they exist.
Googled "funniest thing ever". Not long after, I found this. There was surprisingly not a lot to work with in that search.
First come like, then comes marriage, then kill yourself because you got married because of a billboard.
Googled "I like to look at dicks" and found a picture of Bob Clendenin with some disturbing produce.
What if your blue isn't the same blue I see?
So much wrong, and way too much right.
Imgur has been broken at work for 4 months. The only comment that has ever displayed is top comment. This is MRW I realize it fixed somehow.
Found this strange cat lizard(?)
My sisters dog lookin like it pay taxes.
First ice/snow in Dallas, and this glove looks kinda cool.
MRW I find out Pope Francis uses a fax machine to communicate with his Bishops.
Cats reaction when I tell him to clean up his hygiene products that he left all over the counter.
Chicago be like, bitch please.
Words... Meh
This is not the issue. As much as you want to think it is, it's not.