RocketDocRyan

1428 pts ยท October 22, 2014


Engineer tries to be funny. Results equivocal, need more data.

Fat Cat goes straight.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Guys don't find this nearly as gross as you seem to think.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Wait that's number 3. I got nuthin.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Original fast n furious. Right at the beginning, just before he shifts through all 7 gears in his civic.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Black Sheep is basically the same movie, only with politics instead of auto parts.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

BET is honest about what it is- black people judged by their peers. The Oscars are supposed to be inclusive, but aren't.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 25

I do my own cleanup and locksmith work, too. It's not pretty. Meth in the oven, pulling up the carpet, threats, the works.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a landlord in a bad neighborhood, this.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#justalaskathings

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Breaking 'Bucks

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everybody was a dumbass as a kid. If you weren't, congratulations! You still are.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

The best part is that he could be completely serious about that last one.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

They also produce a huge chunk of the produce that we eat in the US. Have fun buying everything from Chile.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I always upvote bike.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did it. Instantly regretted it.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So who's dumber: The seller, or the buyer?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That sounds wrong, but I choose to believe it :)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If it's sauteed, it almost has to be in butter, right? If it's not, I want the recipe.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I always upvote heart disease

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When you have kids, keeping the floor clean is a losing battle. Plus, my 4 year old is in the habit of standing on my feet.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

Enclose used tissue and note: "If you don't believe me, lick the tissue."

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Initially I read this:"as a racist, I am..". I thought hey, I appreciate his honesty.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Please tell me that the lion's name is Otis.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, a horny clown is fucking funny.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hmm, actual thing, or sneaky advertising?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For #1, penny's reaction really steps it up

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's a frog.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Clever, but I'd hate to drive something like that IRL. Sewer/Water/Power infrastructure would be a bitch, too.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

People get drunk all the time and don't punch anybody. If I punched my boss, I'd get fired, drunk or not.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It bleu cheese everywhere.

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0