RunForrestRun

7465 pts ยท March 25, 2012


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To be honest... I always thought it was why did you leave the ketchup on the table and he was singing to a really messy kid.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Shake your dicks off, this pissing match is over.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No no. Only an uneven number will do.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That was so funny I died, was resurrected, and died again.

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

sara-ptitious.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

and the Captain said, "John tell us a story" and this is the story he said:

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Knights" of the KKK always think the knights are first.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like she saw it coming all the way to her face.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ha! Bag jokes.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Moms.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Biggest floppiest donkey dick

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

"Fairy Godmother out!"

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I love how he has the classic "I'm lost" old man face.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

nm, u?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Beautiful.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is why they lose their nuts and plant oak forests.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Why don't you ever notice when I get my hair done? God, you're cold as stone!"

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Unpaid internships are just getting ridiculous.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Eyeshadow on point. +1

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Long live the king.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

A very accurate portrayal of the week long berkeley campus communes in the 70s

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fun fact: Bieber's actually mugging him.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

This post brought to you by your drunk uncle at thanksgiving.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Eye like it!

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You're brilliant

11 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 0