MRW Tomi Lahren appears on my FB feed
MFW I go on imgur only to see my gf's laptop on the front page, and every imgurian hopes she falls in love with Mr. Orange Hat.
Imgur mobile's RW I try to check my texts.
MR to humanity when I see a post on social media implying Michael Brown deserved to die because he stole cigars.
My friends want to get drunk, but I need an excuse to stay in and watch IT Crowd
When I remember I have two term papers due this week.
MRW a random, loud 4/20 partaker asks me if I'll be blazin' or praisin' today.
MRW I upload something right before the usual bedtime.
Woke up to this. I wish I had that memory back.
Van Niekerk vs. Michael Johnson's splits.
MRW I wanted two glasses of milk, but an unknown roommate finished the gallon.
Any NBA fans up?
My buddy's RW he brags he's in with a girl after buying her many drinks, but she later says she is currently w/ her "soul mate"
Hillary ready to shift focus to the GOP?
"I'm not a natural politician - if you couldn't tell." -Hillary
MFW watching the intro of Cosmos just now.
When my prof. reads my paper.
When your roommates keep turning the heat up.
We all know Van Niekerk ran a 43.03, but FYI his 2nd 100m split was 9.8 seconds...
MRW my GF's hardass father asks if I even like cigars and beer.
My gut hurts.
I've religiously lost sleep and dry wall to this app for two years, and just now I get this bullshit trophy?
MRW Doris Burke wants to interview me, but I'm too cool.