RustyLongshanks

36801 pts · July 6, 2013


Just some guy trying to put his life back together. https://imgur.com/lBBD5tX

I used to have a loveable orange idiot named Pippin too! Perfect name for the kind of cat who is a fool of a Took.

11 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Safetitty first

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She seems fun

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I don't recognize the one with rose-tinted glasses and a cigar

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Oh boy, the trypophobia special!

1 week ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Edward Macaroni Horse

2 weeks ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I think they're quoting from The Martian

2 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 5

At our farm growing up, a songbird chick fell out of a nest in a tree and into the chicken run. They tore that thing to ribbons. I remember it dangling by one leg from a hen's beak, chirping in terror as the hen tried to keep her tasty snack away from the rest of the flock.

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Just because the desperate will eat something doesn't mean it's safe or sellable. The hungrier you are, the wider the term "edible" expands.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's especially twisted. Using their own charitable giving to steal their company from them.

2 weeks ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

They look soft and snuggable

3 weeks ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 0

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That's a very huggable moth.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't believe we should judge a book by its cover, but I also believe the man in charge of a nation's health should not sound like a chain-smoking frog gargling pure rust. That man is not healthy.

3 weeks ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Good point

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I couldn’t vote for him. I've read Homestuck. I know the ICP in the office of PotUS leads to the end of the world.

(Yes, really, that's a plot point in the comic.)

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

I've got a bottle of champagne in the fridge labeled, "For When It Happens." I don't care if he leaves in a cab, cuffs, or a casket. I just want to see him out.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Normally I'd be on board with this, but knocking her up would ruin those fantastic abs

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Why kiss goblins when you can be the goblins?

3 weeks ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Vegetable kisser

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Follow you across the bridge? But what if... into the water instead? OH MY GOD I'M DROWNING HELP

3 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

My brain before exercise: "Don't do it."
My brain during exercise: "Stop doing it."
My brain after exercise: "Never do that again."

3 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Free the nip

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It doesn't matter if you grew them automatically or had medical help; more boobs in the world is a good thing.

3 weeks ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I have not found one yet

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4 weeks ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 5

I haven't really put my art out there. I really ought to...

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