36801 pts · July 6, 2013
Just some guy trying to put his life back together. https://imgur.com/lBBD5tX
I used to have a loveable orange idiot named Pippin too! Perfect name for the kind of cat who is a fool of a Took.
Safetitty first
She seems fun
I don't recognize the one with rose-tinted glasses and a cigar
Oh boy, the trypophobia special!
Edward Macaroni Horse
I think they're quoting from The Martian
At our farm growing up, a songbird chick fell out of a nest in a tree and into the chicken run. They tore that thing to ribbons. I remember it dangling by one leg from a hen's beak, chirping in terror as the hen tried to keep her tasty snack away from the rest of the flock.
Just because the desperate will eat something doesn't mean it's safe or sellable. The hungrier you are, the wider the term "edible" expands.
That's especially twisted. Using their own charitable giving to steal their company from them.
They look soft and snuggable
That's a very huggable moth.
I don't believe we should judge a book by its cover, but I also believe the man in charge of a nation's health should not sound like a chain-smoking frog gargling pure rust. That man is not healthy.
Good point
I couldn’t vote for him. I've read Homestuck. I know the ICP in the office of PotUS leads to the end of the world.(Yes, really, that's a plot point in the comic.)
I've got a bottle of champagne in the fridge labeled, "For When It Happens." I don't care if he leaves in a cab, cuffs, or a casket. I just want to see him out.
Normally I'd be on board with this, but knocking her up would ruin those fantastic abs
Why kiss goblins when you can be the goblins?
Vegetable kisser
Follow you across the bridge? But what if... into the water instead? OH MY GOD I'M DROWNING HELP
My brain before exercise: "Don't do it."My brain during exercise: "Stop doing it."My brain after exercise: "Never do that again."
Free the nip
It doesn't matter if you grew them automatically or had medical help; more boobs in the world is a good thing.
I have not found one yet
I haven't really put my art out there. I really ought to...
I used to have a loveable orange idiot named Pippin too! Perfect name for the kind of cat who is a fool of a Took.
Safetitty first
She seems fun
I don't recognize the one with rose-tinted glasses and a cigar
Oh boy, the trypophobia special!
Edward Macaroni Horse
I think they're quoting from The Martian
At our farm growing up, a songbird chick fell out of a nest in a tree and into the chicken run. They tore that thing to ribbons. I remember it dangling by one leg from a hen's beak, chirping in terror as the hen tried to keep her tasty snack away from the rest of the flock.
Just because the desperate will eat something doesn't mean it's safe or sellable. The hungrier you are, the wider the term "edible" expands.
That's especially twisted. Using their own charitable giving to steal their company from them.
They look soft and snuggable
That's a very huggable moth.
I don't believe we should judge a book by its cover, but I also believe the man in charge of a nation's health should not sound like a chain-smoking frog gargling pure rust. That man is not healthy.
Good point
I couldn’t vote for him. I've read Homestuck. I know the ICP in the office of PotUS leads to the end of the world.
(Yes, really, that's a plot point in the comic.)
I've got a bottle of champagne in the fridge labeled, "For When It Happens." I don't care if he leaves in a cab, cuffs, or a casket. I just want to see him out.
Normally I'd be on board with this, but knocking her up would ruin those fantastic abs
Why kiss goblins when you can be the goblins?
Vegetable kisser
Follow you across the bridge? But what if... into the water instead? OH MY GOD I'M DROWNING HELP
My brain before exercise: "Don't do it."
My brain during exercise: "Stop doing it."
My brain after exercise: "Never do that again."
Free the nip
It doesn't matter if you grew them automatically or had medical help; more boobs in the world is a good thing.
I have not found one yet
I haven't really put my art out there. I really ought to...