Rustyoldknife

12383 pts ยท July 26, 2011


I named my dog 'Hell' so I can warn people, "I'm about to unleash Hell"

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just googled that and I still don't know. Can you enlighten me?

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

OMG! I grew up in Corvallis and now I live up in Seattle. In crappy Whitecenter, but still Seattle.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I totally just learned that they're scientologists. Kinda ruined my day.

13 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 2

Actually, he probably had an easier time getting hired because he's a dwarf. The media industry is like that.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 8

As much as I like what you're saying, I can't help but wonder if her real father might be a healthy, active part of her life.

13 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

I'm only ticklish on one part of my body (very ticklish) and I'll never tell. Also, I don't care for puns.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cashier: Sorry your card was declined. Customer: Oh, you must have done something wrong.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What the hell is that thing he's grabbing?

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Kind of wish we could do a keyword search on imgur

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If it works, it's not stupid

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

S'okay, I didn't need to sleep

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But... then how did they kick it open?

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's 12:01pm and I'm still in bed

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pippilongstocking? Am I showing my age?

13 years ago | Likes 915 Dislikes 5

Can we see the letter?

13 years ago | Likes 1832 Dislikes 7

Struggling with the same thing. This has pushed me to look up a depression study in my city and apply for help.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought the same thing! When she kept walking past those knives, I kept thinking she would grab one and get all stabby.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He doesn't look like he's made of chocolate at all

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I'm sure they see all kinds of 'fun' stuff in the memo line

13 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 1

Obligatory 'the hero we need'

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Agreed, I hate it when snobby writers criticize Rowling for her lack of prose.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

several times

13 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Its just, it bothers me, the mess

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I'm just... I'm flabbergasted. You get on netflix right now and go watch it. You won't be disappointed.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

May 26 can't come fast enough

13 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Whoopi as a child

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Seems like you need more backpacks in the last pic

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Somewhere in the middle, there was cake.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Oh Kansas City, you so silly

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0