Sliding into her DMs like...
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Baylen and Sammi
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I guess we could try it... for shits and giggles...
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After waking up to today's edition of "Why I hate living next to Idaho"
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I built myself a photo booth
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Such shock
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Didn't get the job
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Every damn time.
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Happy holidays everyone!
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What is this tenderizing, the taint?
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I could make it through at least one winter...
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What the fuck is wrong with my town?
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When "bet you can't" meets "hold my beer"
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And my toes are always freezing
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All you really need are the numbers and the Add One Minute
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Impressive synchronization!
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Can anyone translate Dzongkha to English for me?
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I know they say history repeats itself, but I didn't think we'd still be dealing with THIS shit...
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Uhhh, it's a pretty shit translation, TBH
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Better yet, let me use whatever password I want
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And that awkward wait for the right time to share it...
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Dinner
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I invited 6 friends over for drinks, games, and a fire.
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We have an open office; everyone can see everyone else
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Stop making a mess in the microwave, MATTHEW. Stop your one-up bullshit, MATTHEW. Nobody cares that you're in improv, MATTHEW
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Please stop teaching my parents how to use new apps
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The suspense is killing me!
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Nature is fucking lit!
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Ah yes. The secret code. I wonder what they could be saying...
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That escalated quickly. =\
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Get your shit together, Word...
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Fuuuuuu-!
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There are over a million acres on fire all around me, and they all seem to be blowing smoke this direction
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This picture perfectly sums up the 90s
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My buddy had the scariest costume of the night...
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I've never done any woodworking before, but my fiancee said I could build a bed. So I did.
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Have a good day.
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I had to practice for hours to get it to come back up. I think I walked the dog once...
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And on the back, write 1/9/2016 -16, 19, 32, 34, 57, 13
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I can't tell if my dog loves water, or hates it...
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I miss Carol.
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Plants
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My car finally stopped making that annoying knocking sound...
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This is his happy face...
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Life. Every day.
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Why do you have to ruin everything?
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As a former college student now working three jobs
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This kid has explosions and sunglasses in his future
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So this just passed me...
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My friend is a grade school teacher. She got this note from a student today...
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I've been saying for years that this is the future of imgur
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Relationship goals
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If you can't trust Lil Wayne for news, who can you trust?!
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The Great Gig in the Sky
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Just turned 30. I've decided I'm going to be single forever.
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When you ask your best friend to bring you something back from his trip to Seattle
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