Samthetrue

53264 pts ยท July 29, 2018


Hello internet friends! I am a paramedic, a maker, and a gamer. I collect D&D memes for my weekly gaming group. I also enjoy memes to send to my wife and ideas for crafting and costuming. If you enjoy bad jokes or rolling dice, feel free to send me a message.

The recipe I've tried definitely disagrees with you, but it may be an individual taste preference.

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thats why you need two huskies. To drag the other one if you get a flat .

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Was he already wearing hospital arm bands?

3 days ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

I graduated with a 4.0 and still had to go to a community college. Who knows if I would have made it with any percentage less of grants than I got.

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

With a bit of imagination, I'm sure the rest could do the same.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Flip the tech priest over and try the other input?

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I googled it and tried to download several of the results.

It was me being a pervert, not Spyware.

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was at a photoshoot where they did this with butane bubbles, and it was quite something. You do awesome work just by not setting them on fire or causing major burns, let alone having a good looking shoot.

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If they don't agree, you may falsely attribute it to me and publish it as you'd like.

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I sent a few of these to the bi people in my life. They swing both ways. Violently. With an axe.

5 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

That dog is dam beautiful!

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think many of us assumed our coworkers didnt do anything. I just miss the days when it was a 2 word email instead of 4 paragraphs that mean 2 words.

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That actually seems like a cool power to have. Want out of court? Geese. Losing a street fight? Geese. Hungry for fowl but don't want to go to the store? You guessed it... getting mauled by geese.

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I work magic with the ladies!

Wait no, I bring my wife and her friends lunch. Same thing.

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same. It fine is way of living.

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My date last night said the same thing after I couldnt get it up

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you haven't already, this is your reminder to go back and watch it with sound

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are you angry at me for having a hobby?

6 days ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

You missed the chance to say Nay.

6 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Username relevant

6 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

OnlyPaws is a great place to see cute kitties

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I always downvote meme dumps. Wait no, its download. I download memes.

6 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Thats one flexible spider...

6 days ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

I don't know if he branchs out into this kind of movie. Maybe if we cast Elijah Wood he considers it.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I doubt he will be seeing a doctor or anything else

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Some people just opened an attachment, not knowing what it was, and they force us to keep watching just because...

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wish we could select Healthcare based on what we can afford.

I'll take Jethro in a 78' Ford getting me back to his place to cut out my inflamed appendix. First he applies some moonshine as an anesthetic to both himself and then me, then we cut the sucker out with his hunting knife.

I can pay him in Marlboro rewards bucks and Skal cans, or Monster for his brother Kyle.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0