Why have a poop knife when toilet tongs exist?

7

6

612

Fuck.

30

12

1235

Friendly Reminder!

104

9

3746

Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus

56

10

1697

Rico Suave Lookin’ Mafucka

51

9

2614

But really though

2924

405

142557

MA-HA

2

1

396

Dong.

17

16

866

Royal whisker-biscuit

32

18

1330

Flu + Period = Agony

16

5

599

Reaching out to Imgur

7

15

743

DAMN Straight

3886

383

164233

Oh...

4

1

269

Ummmmm

44

11

1734

Merry Chrimbus

7

3

76

Yes.

31

13

1174

Shit goes in, shit comes out

82

9

1428

Bring back Tiger Blood

2935

132

138266

One of the best gifts for the unit we’ve ever gotten

62

14

1210

BEEES BEEES

4

0

187

Anyone else braving the “bomb cyclone” at work in NY?

2

1

242

MFW somethings fucky

16

2

457

Lil' ~meme dump~

28

5

1425

Where my Nurses at!?

127

20

4016

When my Boyfriend tries to entice me after getting out of the shower

5

4

132

MRW my boyfriend and I decide to end our healthy eating streak by gorging ourselves on a $40 Family Meal Deal meant for 2 adults and 2 kids

1442

59

93565

When I finally make it to the FP!

18

9

789

When you don't put your tampon in all the way

2039

207

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