To anyone on Imgur who brags about having sex:

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MRW Imgur congratulates me on my cakeday and I can't bring myself to care.

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How I imagine quitting smoking must feel like.

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My face when a greentext totally gets me.

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Varying Degrees of Damn

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My new favorite approval gif

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Don't mess with the Mongols

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Oh man, I've been waiting over eighty thousand miles to take a picture of thi-

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Sometimes even 4chan is left speechless.

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In case you need a 'That's my fetish' alternative

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I've been exercising every day for a month and a half now. MRW I look at the scale and I've gained five pounds.

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